Let’s Hear It for…Me!
Is clone love right for you? Take this simple test (twice) and find out:
–If you marry a clone of yourself and you end up getting a divorce, who gets custody of your ego?
–If you fall out of love with yourself, who’s fault is it?
–If you sue yourself, who wins–besides your lawyers?
If you answered any of these questions then you have too much free time and are probably gullible enough to fall for this scheme. So order your clone today! Just send me a DNA sample and a blank check! Then allow six to eight weeks for instant satisfaction!
↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man is on a theater stage facing an adoring crowd of applauding people. He has his arms upraised and is obviously enjoying the applause.
MAN (thinking): I’m so cool! I’d marry myself...if it weren’t for those darn cloning laws!
MAN (thinking): I’m so cool! I’d marry myself...if it weren’t for those darn cloning laws!
