by John | Mar 30, 2010 | Uncategorized
This is loosely based on something said (in a very public forum) by a real person. In fact, at the time, she was a comic book editor. I’ve never been sure if she was serious.
But she and her husband broke up shortly after that. So you have to wonder…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): Sure I can multi task! I do it all the time during sex!
by John | Mar 28, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s not like it’s a big commitment or anything…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I misplaced my dog! And my guppies flushed themselves down the drain!
WOMAN: But…sure! Let's have kids!
by John | Mar 25, 2010 | Uncategorized
Her motto: Things are never so good that they can’t get worse.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (crying): I just won $10 million in the lottery...again! And today’s
a national holiday in my honor! But I just know something will go wrong... someday!
by John | Mar 23, 2010 | Uncategorized
In the coming years, I expect a lot of women are going to dump this guy. I hope his chest is big enough to list all of ’em!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman speaking.
MAN: I had your name tattooed on my chest!
WOMAN: Cool! So we’ll be together forever--even after I dump you!
by John | Mar 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
How bad do you have to be to get out of prison 20 years early? Bad enough to be sent back to prison–if you’re caught!
↓ TranscriptMan opens door and finds another man and a woman embracing.
MAN (in doorway): But, Warden, you can't let her go! She's still got 20 years to go on her
sentence!
WOMAN: I'm getting time off...for bad behavior!
