Fast Food Romance
This is one of two Last Kiss comics that’ll appear in the “food” issue of the new Slam Bang anthology that debuts this weekend at the Small Press and Alternative Comics Expo (S.P.A.C.E.) I won’t be there, but Slam Bang publisher (and Last Kiss colorist) Allen Freeman will be selling Slam Bang at his table. Drop by, tell him you’re a Last Kiss fan, and get a free Last Kiss note card.
↓ Transcript
SCENE, PANEL 1: A man and a woman drive up to a hot dog stand.
WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! The more you save the sooner you can buy me...
SCENE, PANEL 2: The woman hold out her hand.
WOMAN: ...an engagement right!
MAN: Babe, right now, all I can offer you is an onion right!
SCENE, PANEL 3: Man munches on a hot dog as woman looks on.
MAN: But someday I’ll buy you a Diamond Ring as big as your
appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ fancy food that isn‘t served in a
paper bag!
WOMAN: Hot dog!
WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! The more you save the sooner you can buy me...
SCENE, PANEL 2: The woman hold out her hand.
WOMAN: ...an engagement right!
MAN: Babe, right now, all I can offer you is an onion right!
SCENE, PANEL 3: Man munches on a hot dog as woman looks on.
MAN: But someday I’ll buy you a Diamond Ring as big as your
appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ fancy food
paper bag!
WOMAN: Hot dog!