CAPTION: It was the sort of honeymoon my mother had always warned me about--painful and boring!

SCENE: Man and woman standing on rickety pier. He has her hands on each side of her face.

MAN: B-but It's not my fault! The sex manual was upside down! I'm almost sure of it!

WOMAN: I-I guess we could try again!

PANEL 2, SCENE: Man and woman embrace, smiling.

MAN: That’s the spirit! And this time, I'll try not to cry so much!

WOMAN: Actually, I kind of liked that part!