by John | Sep 4, 2009 | Uncategorized
And don’t feel obligated to pay me for sex either…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man is giving a woman a present.
MAN: I accidentally left the price tag on! Don’t look or you’ll see that it costs a fortune!
MAN (again): And don’t feel you have to sleep with me either!
by John | Sep 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
Oops! It’s always embarrassing when you can’t remember the name of the person you slept with. Of course, that’s what name badges are for…
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman without a shirt (but wearing a bra) adjusts her hair in front of a mirror. Behind her, a second young woman (in a ) looks on.
WOMAN #1: Gee! We haven’t had a sleepover since the night you and Bob broke up!
WOMAN #2: I didn’t sleep over that night!
WOMAN #1 (again): Really? I’m sure I slept with one of you
by John | Aug 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
After a week of record highs–if 103 doesn’t sound hot to you then you don’t live in Seattle–we’re finally back in the 80s & 70s! Yippee!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (on bed): Is it hot in here or is it just me...being incredible?
by John | Jul 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure why this guy is still smiling. Maybe he enjoys sexual frustration and begging. Or maybe he’s smiling while he plans his escape…and inches backwards towards the door!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): You don’t have to beg for sex, sweetie! There’ll be plenty of time for that after we’re married
by John | Jul 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
I don’t know if you found today’s comic funny, but I’m going to pretend that you did. Now I’m pretending that everyone is telling me how funny it is. You’re so kind. Thank you. (It would be rude if I didn’t pretend to be grateful!) No, really. You’re too kind!
↓ TranscriptMAN #1 (to woman sitting at a booth having an ice cream soda): What if I pretend to flirt with you?
WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!
MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Pretending to Be Awake: John Lustig
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