by John | Jan 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Let’s look for it in the back of my car tonight…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two students studying during a class.
WOMAN: Gosh! I lost my sense of shame! Wanna help me look for it?
MAN: Sure…as long as we don’t find it!
by John | Dec 28, 2009 | Uncategorized
Patience is a virtue…if you can afford to wait for it.
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↓ TranscriptMOM (to grown daughter): In my day, good girls waited to have sex!
DAUGHTER: I waited...10 minutes once! Worst date I ever had!
by John | Dec 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
Have a great Christmas!
by John | Nov 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with her eyes closed and her head and arms resting on a desk. A man walks through a doorway in the background.
WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help…fast!
MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!
by John | Nov 10, 2009 | Uncategorized
Are you too beautiful for your own good? Yeah, me too.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman notices that other women are staring at her.
WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!
