For Success…You Dress?
So which is more difficult–dressing or undressing? My guess: it depends on whom you’re dressing or undressing for!
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WOMAN (to man): I dress for success!
But to impress…I undress!
But to impress…I undress!
No Sex! No Fear! No Husband!
I’m not sure what kind of doctor the woman on the right is, but apparently she’s really good at her job!
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SCENE: Woman enters room and sees her husband kissing another woman--a doctor.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
Stop Undressing Me
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WOMAN: Stop undressing me with your eyes!
WOMAN (again): Use your teeth!
WOMAN (again): Use your teeth!
Graduate With Honors
If only getting a job was this easy…
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WOMAN (in college graduation cap and gown kissing a man who's also wearing a cap and gown.): By the way, what’s your major?
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
Sex For Dinner
I don’t know if these people need family counseling or a sex therapist. Probably both…
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MAN: Well? I'm waiting? What's for dinner, woman?
YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!
OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!
YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!
OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!
