Who’s Hot?
After a week of record highs–if 103 doesn’t sound hot to you then you don’t live in Seattle–we’re finally back in the 80s & 70s! Yippee!
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WOMAN (on bed): Is it hot in here or is it just me...being incredible?
Dont Beg…Yet!
I’m not sure why this guy is still smiling. Maybe he enjoys sexual frustration and begging. Or maybe he’s smiling while he plans his escape…and inches backwards towards the door!
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WOMAN (to man): You don’t have to beg for sex, sweetie! There’ll be plenty of time for that after we’re married
Let’s Pretend
I don’t know if you found today’s comic funny, but I’m going to pretend that you did. Now I’m pretending that everyone is telling me how funny it is. You’re so kind. Thank you. (It would be rude if I didn’t pretend to be grateful!) No, really. You’re too kind!
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MAN #1 (to woman sitting at a booth having an ice cream soda): What if I pretend to flirt with you?
WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!
MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Pretending to Be Awake: John Lustig
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WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!
MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Pretending to Be Awake: John Lustig
12.3.1.1Tall
R Jan. 30. 2025
For Success…You Dress?
So which is more difficult–dressing or undressing? My guess: it depends on whom you’re dressing or undressing for!
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WOMAN (to man): I dress for success!
But to impress…I undress!
But to impress…I undress!
No Sex! No Fear! No Husband!
I’m not sure what kind of doctor the woman on the right is, but apparently she’s really good at her job!
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SCENE: Woman enters room and sees her husband kissing another woman--a doctor.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
