by John | Feb 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
by John | Jan 25, 2010 | Uncategorized
The contest submission period is over. But you can see the finalists and vote for the funniest dialog here through Feb. 13.
Background info about the contest and prizes here.
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.
by John | Dec 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
Even people who like to cook can get a bit burned out at this time of the year. Thank heavens for leftovers!
by John | Nov 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
Fortunately (for everyone’s sake) I’m not expected to cook this Thanksgiving. So there’s much to be thankful for right there. No food poisoning this year. No need for anti-acids. No desperate three-legged, relay races (Don’t ask!) to the bathroom.
Just family, friends, fun and honestly good (as in tasty and digestible) food.
I hope you and your family enjoy the same!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A very alarmed woman reacts to some bad news.
WOMAN: Oh, no! You expect me to cook!
by John | Oct 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
Ladies, as the official spokesman for all men, I can assure you that today’s comic is…oh, hell. It’s true. But don’t feel that you actually have to cook for us.
I mean, it’s not like we’re going to actually die of starvation. We can follow recipes (if there are pictures); toast bread without burning down the house (sometimes); and we can learn to whip eggs into submission. (Bad eggs!)
In short, we’re as smart as you. We’re just lazier and better at ordering takeout!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Wild passion and cheap thrills are never enough! Sooner or later men Expect you to...cook for them!
