by John | Jun 20, 2010 | Uncategorized
Rhyme that didn’t quite make the cut for this comic:
“By the pound, I’ve overpaid! My kisses deserve a better grade…of prime rib — USDA!”
Completely Different, Early Draft of This Comic:
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman inspecting a cut of meat in her kitchen.
WOMAN (thinking): A butcher’s love is red and juicy!
WOMAN (thinking again): But I’m such a silly goosy...
WOMAN (thinking again): Settling for a man of meat..
WOMAN (thinking again): Whose beef is such a tiny treat!
by John | Apr 22, 2010 | Uncategorized
This is the second of two Last Kiss comics that’ll appear in the “food” issue of the new Slam Bang anthology that debuts April 24, 2010 at the Small Press and Alternative Comics Expo (S.P.A.C.E.) I won’t be there, but Slam Bang publisher (and Last Kiss colorist) Allen Freeman will be selling Slam Bang at his table. Drop by, tell him you’re a Last Kiss fan, and get a free Last Kiss note card.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A waiter in a small diner talks to a young woman at her as she sits at the restaurant counter.
CAPTION: I was born in Comicstown! But I craved real literature! I yearned for Tolstoyville! Hemingway Hills! Or even Dr. Seuss City! Friends begged me to stay! They offered me Slam Bang and Last Kiss! But nothing tempted me...’til that fateful day at the Cape 'n Cowl Cafe...
WAITER: You don't read comics? Well...I'll fix that! I'll give you a free doughnut for every comic you read!
WOMAN: Give me a stack of X-Men, you fiend! And keep 'em coming!
by John | Apr 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man removes a picnic basket from the trunk of a car as a woman smiles and looks on.
MAN: Did I mention that I’m a gourmet chef!
WOMAN: Oops! I think I just misplaced my underwear!
by John | Apr 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Starting the day off right…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
by John | Apr 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Ouch!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.
WOMAN: Soup is like sex! The hotter the better!
MAN: Soup’s safer! I keep burning my tongue during sex!
