Are Comics Fattening?

Are Comics Fattening?

This is the second of two Last Kiss comics that’ll appear in the “food” issue of the new Slam Bang anthology that debuts April 24, 2010 at the Small Press and Alternative Comics Expo (S.P.A.C.E.) I won’t be there, but Slam Bang publisher (and Last Kiss colorist) Allen Freeman will be selling Slam Bang at his table. Drop by, tell him you’re a Last Kiss fan, and get a free Last Kiss note card.

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SCENE: A waiter in a small diner talks to a young woman at her as she sits at the restaurant counter.

CAPTION: I was born in Comicstown! But I craved real literature! I yearned for Tolstoyville! Hemingway Hills! Or even Dr. Seuss City! Friends begged me to stay! They offered me Slam Bang and Last Kiss! But nothing tempted me...’til that fateful day at the Cape 'n Cowl Cafe...

WAITER: You don't read comics? Well...I'll fix that! I'll give you a free doughnut for every comic you read!

WOMAN: Give me a stack of X-Men, you fiend! And keep 'em coming!

Picnic Delights

Picnic Delights

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SCENE: A man removes a picnic basket from the trunk of a car as a woman smiles and looks on.

MAN: Did I mention that I’m a gourmet chef!

WOMAN: Oops! I think I just misplaced my underwear!

What’s for Breakfast?

What’s for Breakfast?

Starting the day off right…

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WOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!

Hot Enough for You?

Hot Enough for You?

Ouch!

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SCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.

WOMAN: Soup is like sex! The hotter the better!

MAN: Soup’s safer! I keep burning my tongue during sex!

Lie to Me! Please!!!

Lie to Me! Please!!!

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SCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.

WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?

MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!

SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!

Secret Link