by John | Sep 21, 2009 | Uncategorized
If I had to guess, I’d say she’s not a morning person…
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman is about to drink some hot coffee.
PANEL 1:
WOMAN (thinks): Everyone knows I’m the world’s nicest, person...
SOUND (from off panel): GROAN
PANEL 2:
WOMAN (thinks): unless you bother me before my first cup!
VOICE (from off panel): So much blood!
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by John | Sep 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
I didn’t think about it being 9/11 when I scheduled this comic. So, if you find a political or social message here, it’s not intended. Now go hug someone…and drink some coffee if that’s what it takes!
by John | Jul 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic available in German.
↓ Transcript(Scene: Husband and wife embracing in a kitchen.)
MAN: ...And so, you won't mind if we live with my mom for a few years?
WOMAN: Of course not, Dear! I don't need to be happy...as long as I have you!
by John | Jun 18, 2009 | Blog
I’m the guest speaker at The Seattle Graphics Artists Guild luncheon on June 24. In a mere two hours I’ve been asked to teach people how to be more creative; explain how to be funny; and be entertaining.
To my complete astonishment, I think I’ve figured out a way to do it. So if you’re in the Seattle area sign up. It should be fun. And I’m even giving out free Last Kiss goodies!
Details and reservations here!
by John | May 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
Well, at least she’s cooking–sorta. These days, I’m either eating things cold (salads) or I’m microwaving. Does that count as cooking?
The Major General of Lustig Culinary Delights (Shelagh) has been AWOL much of this month on a nursing assignment–healing the sick and no doubt laughing at jokes funnier than mine. (Sob!) Fortunately, she’ll return in a few days and so I’ll have my audience/laugh track back.
In the meantime, it’s not like I can’t fend on my own. I’m eating pretty healthy. And it’s kinda fun seeing how many forgotten items from the fridge and pantry I can throw together in a wrap and see if they explode in the microwave. Tomorrow I may break out the wok and stir fry whatever’s in the freezer. Now, that’s real cooking!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman and young man are on the beach roasting marshmallows.
WOMAN: See! I told you I can cook!
