by John | Mar 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
See the world. Date the Navy!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman kisses a sailor as another couple looks on.
WOMAN KISSING SAILOR: At last...my collection is complete! I have a sailor in every port!
by John | Mar 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Operators are standing by! Call now and hire us…before your he does!
↓ TranscriptSMILING WOMAN: Are you looking for a romance that's secure, patriotic and 100-percent American? Then you need...
The Department of Homeland Romances!
The only dating service that offers...
--Extensive background checks...going back to birth! And beyond!
--Electronic surveillance...to find out if he's right for you!
--Misinformation! Don't bother lying to impress him! We'll do it for you!
--Torture! We'll fine out how he really feels about you...plus what makes him cry like a little girl!
We guarantee if you're not satisfied...there's something wrong with you!
by John | Feb 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
I hate it when you forget whom you’re sleeping with. It makes thank you notes so difficult!
↓ TranscriptYoung man is smiling at a young woman in a party dress. She coming down the stairs towards him.
HIM: It’s not just sex! I really love you, Mary!
HER: My name’s Marsha! But close enough!
by John | Feb 18, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN TO MAN: Sure, I like people! It's just men that I find disgusting!
by John | Feb 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
So maybe he can afford to date her–for now. But what happens if things get serious? Even at half price, could he afford the honeymoon?
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man holds crying woman.
MAN: Sorry, but I'm dumping you for my therapist! She's blonde, beautiful and best of all...she's only charging me half price for tonight's date!
WOMAN: You fool! Now you'll never get out of therapy!
