Dont Take This Personally, But…
Fair $ex
Believe it or not, this is loosely based on a comment I heard someone make once. No, I don’t know if the woman was kidding…
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SCENE: As a young woman cries, she's comforted by her mother.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, mom! He’s dating a hooker!
MOTHER: It isn’t fair! He should pay you too!
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, mom! He’s dating a hooker!
MOTHER: It isn’t fair! He should pay you too!
The Price Of Stalks!
I guess you only taser the ones you love…
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SCENE: Woman dreaming of a smiling man.
MAN (in dream): Ignore the restraining order! Stalk me!
WOMAN (thinking as she dreams): I’m sure he’ll say that...next time! Tasering me all those other times was just an accident!
MAN (in dream): Ignore the restraining order! Stalk me!
WOMAN (thinking as she dreams): I’m sure he’ll say that...next time! Tasering me all those other times was just an accident!
A Friend Of The Fleet
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WOMAN (close-up): Don't wait up for me, Dear! The Fleet's in! I may not be back for days!
The Last Kiss Dating Service
