by John | Jan 3, 2010 | Uncategorized
Nude? The ultimate in full disclosure first dates!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two young women. One is in her underwear, arranging her hair as she looks in a mirror. The other is behind her and looking on.
WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!
SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!
by John | Dec 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
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by John | Aug 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
Believe it or not, this is loosely based on a comment I heard someone make once. No, I don’t know if the woman was kidding…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: As a young woman cries, she's comforted by her mother.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, mom! He’s dating a hooker!
MOTHER: It isn’t fair! He should pay you too!
by John | Aug 21, 2009 | Uncategorized
I guess you only taser the ones you love…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman dreaming of a smiling man.
MAN (in dream): Ignore the restraining order! Stalk me!
WOMAN (thinking as she dreams): I’m sure he’ll say that...next time! Tasering me all those other times was just an accident!
by John | May 25, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (close-up): Don't wait up for me, Dear! The Fleet's in! I may not be back for days!
