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fine jams and jellies since 1982
on June 16, 2026 at 8:45 pm
What he doesn’t have to steal…
…Her panties. She’s glad to hand them over. Assuming she can find them.
…A sample of her DNA. Though, depending where on her body you take the sample from, it might not be her DNA.
…Her good taste in men. To her, they all taste the same.
…Her money. She always forgets to deposit her tips at the bank, and walking around with all those dollar bills in her G String just chaffs something fierce.
…Her Butter. Much like her Love, she enjoys spreading that around as much as possible.
What he doesn’t have to steal…
…Her panties. She’s glad to hand them over. Assuming she can find them.
…A sample of her DNA. Though, depending where on her body you take the sample from, it might not be her DNA.
…Her good taste in men. To her, they all taste the same.
…Her money. She always forgets to deposit her tips at the bank, and walking around with all those dollar bills in her G String just chaffs something fierce.
…Her Butter. Much like her Love, she enjoys spreading that around as much as possible.
Happy Buttered Crumpet Day Everyone!
Or was that Happy Buttered Strumpet Day?
Oh well.
Great stuff as always, Jams. But I don’t agree about all men tasting the same. Everyone tells me I have no taste at all.
You just need a better marinade and slower cooking.
Joe/Sam can’t decide what to do! Until he can decide who he actually is!