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fine jams and jellies since 1982
on June 21, 2026 at 7:40 pm
“I never did go for a push over!..
…or a push up! Or a cross your heart! Or any kind of bra for that matter!”
…I have gone for a bend over. But it was shore leave. And all those sailors had to report back in an hour. So I figured…”
…Why just seeing one of those clown toys-the ones with the round bottom that don’t fall over no matter how hard you push them? That just pushes things into that moist-as-a-Little-Debbie-snack-cake territory.”
…Sure he’s claiming to be gay. But I’m not the kind of woman who lets someone’s sexuality get in the way of momentary fling!”
…Because the harder a man is the…well. That kind of explains it all right there, doesn’t it?”
…Men are like pogo sticks after all. The harder the hop, the bigger the bounce.
You know. That sounded better in my head.”
…I like my men like I like my Bonomo Turkish Taffy. So tough, you have to whack it on the concrete in order to consume it.”
Yeah, about that. Maybe you could please try thinking about something else by say 9PM every night, or go camp in the woods, or howl into a pillow or something? You got neighbors trying to get some sleep here!
“I never did go for a push over!..
…or a push up! Or a cross your heart! Or any kind of bra for that matter!”
…I have gone for a bend over. But it was shore leave. And all those sailors had to report back in an hour. So I figured…”
…Why just seeing one of those clown toys-the ones with the round bottom that don’t fall over no matter how hard you push them? That just pushes things into that moist-as-a-Little-Debbie-snack-cake territory.”
…Sure he’s claiming to be gay. But I’m not the kind of woman who lets someone’s sexuality get in the way of momentary fling!”
…Because the harder a man is the…well. That kind of explains it all right there, doesn’t it?”
…Men are like pogo sticks after all. The harder the hop, the bigger the bounce.
You know. That sounded better in my head.”
…I like my men like I like my Bonomo Turkish Taffy. So tough, you have to whack it on the concrete in order to consume it.”
Hilarious, Jams. But Bonomo Turkish Taffy? Inspired reference, Jams. That taffy showed up in lots of comic book ads!
This is so funny! Good one, John!!
Thanks, Ken!
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ENID!!!
EVER!!!!
Even the thought of redhead side boob makes me want to lift my leg and howl at the moon.
Yeah, about that. Maybe you could please try thinking about something else by say 9PM every night, or go camp in the woods, or howl into a pillow or something? You got neighbors trying to get some sleep here!
The original cartoon should go into a text book as an example of the perfect joke