Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.
HER: Boys terrify me. But keep kissing me. It makes me forget how much you scare me. Quick! I feel a panic attack coming on! So throw in a hickey or two. More lip. Less teeth.
Aaah, that’s better.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Artist unknown. Art from “Love is for Living” in BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.
Yes, your father deserves grandchildren. But giving birth and raising children is a huge commitment—often taking hours.
Do you really want to waste your time trying to get pregnant? (Sex? Again? Ugh!)
Instead, call Last Kiss Child (and Pet) Rental! You can have cute, adorable tykes in minutes!
Act now and we’ll throw in a free commemorative photo of you with your children. It’s a personal keepsake that you can treasure—long after you’ve returned your rental kids and gotten your deposit back!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from “I Played with Fire” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.
Five Things You Should Learn from Your Daddy
1. You can’t trust boys.
2. Young men are worse.
3. Middle-aged men? Holy crud! Don’t you have any standards?
4. Older men? What’s wrong with you? Can’t you find someone you own age?
5. Just get a cat. Preferably a female.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.
All those other body parts? Those are nice too!
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Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.
HER: I thought I was happy when I was dating all those other perverts. But settling for you means I must’ve been wrong.
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Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” in Diary Loves #9, 1951.
Top Five Things to Change About Myself:
1. I will no longer call people %$$#@ing idiots when they disagree with me. Well, not to their ugly faces. But I will make fun of them on Facebook.
2. I will stop swearing—at least in church.
3. I will stop watching reality shows that don’t feature nudity.
4. From now on, I’ll really give a damn about people. And, when I don’t, I’ll do a better job of faking it.
5. I will spend less time making lists.
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Artist unknown from “Navy Bride” in G.I WAR BRIDES #1, 1954.
Loneliness is never an excuse. Being near sighted, though, and mistaking that other ship full of sailors for your hubby? Maybe!
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959.
I already put some dents in their new car. And their mailbox. And one corner of their house.
And maybe their Uncle Willard.
I was going to leave a note, but I didn’t want to mess up things with tape.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Dick Giordano & Jon D’Agostino from “Should I Say Yes?” in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.
Don’t say “No.” But, if you do…
Ask your sisters for me. Start with Tiffany. She’s hot!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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