Time for a Change?

Art by Bill Ward from "I Danced with Heartbreak" in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Top Five Things to Change About Myself:

1. I will no longer call people %$$#@ing idiots when they disagree with me. Well, not to their ugly faces. But I will make fun of them on Facebook.

2. I will stop swearing—at least in church.

3. I will stop watching reality shows that don’t feature nudity.

4. From now on, I’ll really give a damn about people. And, when I don’t, I’ll do a better job of faking it.

5. I will spend less time making lists.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Lonely for the Navy

Artist unknown from "Navy Bride" in G.I WAR BRIDES #1, 1954.

Artist unknown from “Navy Bride” in G.I WAR BRIDES #1, 1954.

Loneliness is never an excuse. Being near sighted, though, and mistaking that other ship full of sailors for your hubby? Maybe!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Another Dent…or Two

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "The Gay Deception" in First Kiss #8, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959.

I already put some dents in their new car. And their mailbox. And one corner of their house.

And maybe their Uncle Willard.

I was going to leave a note, but I didn’t want to mess up things with tape.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Say, “Yes!”

Art by Dick Giordano & Jon D'Agostino from "Should I Say Yes?" in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.

Art by Dick Giordano & Jon D’Agostino from “Should I Say Yes?” in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.

Don’t say “No.” But, if you do…

Ask your sisters for me. Start with Tiffany. She’s hot!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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I Thought We Were Just Good Friends, But…

Artist unknown from "Suddenly...it's Love" in First Kiss #19, 1961.

Artist unknown from “Suddenly…it’s Love” in First Kiss #19, 1961.

Of course we’re just good friends. All that sex is just something that friends do…when their spouses are out of town. And—like all my good friends—please don’t call me at home.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Deliriously Happy

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from "I Played with Fire" in Diary Loves #8, 1951.

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from “I Played with Fire” in Diary Loves #8, 1951.

Would you like to leave Matt and be deliriously happy too? Contact “Wives Recovering from Matt” via carrier pigeon. Deliriously happy sister wives are waiting for you to give them the bird!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Stripper Names?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "The Terrible Stranger" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Terrible Stranger” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Miss Snowflake? Lady Lascivious? Duchess D-Cup?

Maybe if you didn’t invent stripper names for them, the women in town wouldn’t despise you so much., Mr. Hungwell!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Creepy Comic Stereotypes

Art by Lou Fine from Smash #23, 1941.

Art by Lou Fine from Smash #23, 1941.

Hey, it’s not hard to find politically incorrect stereotypes in 1940’s comics. For instance, the first two panels here feature the standard issue, evil Chinese crime lord with sinister claw-like hands. By the beard of Fu Manchu, that’s one creepy Asian!

But the comic goes one step further in the third panel—-using a derogatory term featuring one minority to insult another. (“Indian sign” is a hex or curse that you put on someone.)

Of course, a few years later (during World War II) the Chinese were the good guys. So it was the Japanese who were evil and creepy.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Well-Mannered Mobsters

Art by Harry Anderson and Bill Ward from "I Took the Wrong Road" in Diary Loves #7, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson and Bill Ward from “I Took the Wrong Road” in Diary Loves #7, 1950.

The boys were murderers, blackmailers, and kidnappers. Many of them didn’t even pay their library fines!

But at least they had good manners!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Love the One You’re Not With…

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "This Garmble Called Love" from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “This Gamble Called Love” from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

First dates are all about discovery! Excitement! And…uh, talking about your ex-lover?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.