Jilted?

Art by John Tartaglione in "Dear Jilted" from BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione in “Dear Jilted” from BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958.

Marrying you was great. Really—lots of fun. And, best of all, I finally scored a date with your bride’s maid. See you later tonight for the honeymoon—if I’m not too busy.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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It’s Over!

Art by Nick Cardy from "Good-Time Girl!" in MY REAL ROMANCE #5, 1952.

Art by Nick Cardy from “Good-Time Girl!” in MY REAL ROMANCE #5, 1952.

Without Larry, my life is over.

I’ll be a single, lonely girl with no one to comfort me—except all those other horny, high school boys. Of course, none of them that’s as good as Larry. So, I’ll have to date at least two—maybe three—at once.

Hey, this is going to be great!

 

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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The Secret Origin of Last Kiss

 

Last Kiss creator John Lustig flexes his creative muscles at Comic-Con International while friend Dean LeCrone (background) looks on.

Last Kiss creator John Lustig flexes his creative muscles at Comic-Con International while friend Dean LeCrone (background) looks properly impressed.

Ever wonder how Last Kiss got started and why? I reveal all on the GoComics blog Meet Your Creator. —John

Making Yourself Offensive

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "The Terrible Stranger" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Terrible Stranger” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Famous Problems Caused by Tim Trying to Be Offensive:

—World War II.

—Brussels sprouts

—The Last Kiss computer server that crashed today and only came back online minutes ago—just before my deadline to write and post these remarks. (Hah! Foiled again, Tim!)

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Boys Terrify Me

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story "I Took the Wrong Road" in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

HER:  Boys terrify me. But keep kissing me. It makes me forget how much you scare me. Quick! I feel a panic attack coming on! So throw in a hickey or two. More lip. Less teeth.

Aaah, that’s better.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Why You Should Have Children—Immediately!!!

Artist unknown. Art from "Love is for Living" in BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Artist unknown. Art from “Love is for Living” in BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Yes, your father deserves grandchildren. But giving birth and raising children is a huge commitment—often taking hours.

Do you really want to waste your time trying to get pregnant? (Sex? Again? Ugh!)

Instead, call Last Kiss Child (and Pet) Rental! You can have cute, adorable tykes in minutes!

Act now and we’ll throw in a free commemorative photo of you with your children. It’s a personal keepsake that you can treasure—long after you’ve returned your rental kids and gotten your deposit back!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Daddy Should’ve Warned Me About You

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from "I Played with Fire" in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from “I Played with Fire” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Five Things You Should Learn from Your Daddy

1. You can’t trust boys.

2. Young men are worse.

3. Middle-aged men? Holy crud! Don’t you have any standards?

4. Older men? What’s wrong with you? Can’t you find someone you own age?

5. Just get a cat. Preferably a female.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Cute Nose…and More

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from "Take My Number" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

All those other body parts? Those are nice too!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

I Never Knew What Happiness Was

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from "I Took the Wrong Road" in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

HER: I thought I was happy when I was dating all those other perverts. But settling for you means I must’ve been wrong.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.