Seahawk Fun with Last Kiss Contributor Mike Pascale

Last Kiss contributor Mike Pascale Artist-Writer (left) with Game Buzz co-creator Jason M Davies at a Seahawks game.

Last Kiss contributor Mike Pascale Artist-Writer (left) with Game Buzz co-creator Jason M Davies at a Seahawks game.

Artist-writer Mike Pascale and I always team up for Halloween (and many other holidays) to create some wild Last Kiss humor. But many LK fans aren’t aware that Mike also does a funny webcomic (Game Buzz) about the Seattle Seahawks.

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If you enjoy Mike’s work (or you’re a Seahawks fan) check out this YouTube video. The interview with Mike begins about six minutes into the podcast.

 

Is She a Gold Digger?

Art by Bill Ward from the story "I Danced with Heartbreak" from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

So you like a boy and he’s dating a girl. (And she isn’t you.) Of course, she’s probably a gold-digging slut. And she probably deserves to be dropped down a mine shaft. But how can you be really sure?

Simple. If she answers “yes” to any of the following questions then go ahead and Google the nearest mine shaft:

1. Do you like money?

2. If there was a test could you prove that you’re a girl?

3. So, no one knows you’re here, right?

4. Wanna visit a mine shaft?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Dad or Stan?

Art by Bill Ward from the story "Rapture at Homecoming Time" in Diary Loves #8, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in Diary Loves #8, 1951.

Oh, Stan! I thought you just wanted me for my body! I feel so…used!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

Work for Nothing

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Well, maybe not for nothing. But, gee…you’d think doing these Last Kiss comics would make us insanely rich. The way things are going I barely afford to buy a new yacht.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Don’t Leave! I’m Excited!

Artist unknown. Art from the story "Censored" in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Baby, I live for the sort of excitement you cause! Stay and we’ll discover new ways to get excited—together!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

I’d Rather Talk to Homicidal Maniacs

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story "Letter from Long Ago" in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

In fact, here’s a partial list of people I’d rather talk to than you:

—escaped homicidal maniacs (who’d just like to come in for a moment to use my bathroom.)

—devil-worshiping telemarketers from hell.

—the inebriated ghost of Ayn Rand.

—Donald Trump’s wig.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

You Can’t Make Believe

Artist Unknown. BRIDE'S SECRETS #9, 1955.

Artist Unknown. BRIDE’S SECRETS #9, 1955.

 Guest Commentary by Ed Rosa: 

Little did Lenny know ‘Sam’ was the name Betty gave to her battery powered friend so he can escort her to ‘orgasm town’. Something Lenny never could do….

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

We Were Inseparable!

Artist unknown (although it's likely Vince Colletta.) From the story "You Can Never Tell" in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

Artist unknown (although it’s likely Vince Colletta.) From the story “You Can Never Tell” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

We were inseparable! Then I went off to college and married someone else. But I never forgot…uh, What’s Her Name?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Clem Was Beginning to Think

Artist unknown. Panel art from the story "Momism or Me" in Great Lover Romances #16, 1951.

Artist unknown. Panel art from the story “Momism or Me” in Great Lover Romances #16, 1951.

For the first time, Clem was beginning to think about…

1. Girls! (They were different than boys—he was almost sure!)

2. Women! (They were different than girls—he was almost sure!)

3. His Mom? (She was different than…No! Must concentrate on something else. Such as…)

4. Space—the Final Frontier!

5. Lt. Uhura! (Yes!!!)

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

A Surprise in Paris

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story "One Stolen Kiss" in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

Your own private birth control: Your parents show up in Paris…waiting in your boyfriend’s hotel room!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.