Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
When using a fake boyfriend to impress your sisters (as the heroine of this tale does) it’s important to make sure he’s not…
—already dating one of your sisters.
—an escaped serial killer called “The Hook!”
—your aunt in drag.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Love Comes Later” in FIRST KISS #15, 1960.
HER: My eyes were opened! But if I quickly close them tight again I can still fantasize that he’s that hot guy at the gym!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21,1961.
Jobs worse than driving a truck? Here are a few to watch out for:
—Crystal meth salesperson for Walter White & Co.
—Dildo quality control inspector.
—Politician. Any politician.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Who Hooked Who” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.
Signs that your date may be too young for you:
1. She wants to skinny dip…in the Kiddy Pool.
2. She shows up one night wearing a sexy uniform…and sells you 12 cases of Girl Scout cookies.
3. She’s wants to go camping with you…to earn merit badges.
4. She flips up her skirt to show you her…Powerpuff Girls underwear.
5. She calls you…”Grandpa!”
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Artist unknown. Art from the story “Momism or Me” in GREAT LOVER ROMANCE #16, 1954.
Vicki had never dated a vampire before, but Clem was so smooth and sexy! When he held her in his arms, she felt weak and oddly lightheaded. Was it true love…or just anemia?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story “I Took the Wrong Road” from DIARY LOVES #6, 1950.
Peg’s Response:
Should I kiss you on the lips—or kick you in the groin? Which is the right thing to do? Who cares? Close your eyes and I’ll give you a surprise!
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Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.
I’m also taking it for granted that you’re rich. And that marrying you won’t interfere with my work—reviewing bordellos.
If not, please take it for granted that the wedding is off.
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Artist unknown. From the story “Deception” in ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4 (Ziff-Davis Publications), 1950.
Or did you marry me because Doris ditched you; Freda filed a paternity suit; and Trisha tried to have you deported?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.
In my home town calling someone “Honey” means…
—-You remind me of my grand daughter. The one who actually gives a damn and doesn’t have any slutty tattoos…that I know about.
—-You’re sweet. I like you. Very, very much. Can I borrow $20?
—-Hey, maybe we should go out sometime.
—-There’s a new motel on First Ave. with hourly rates. Wanna check it out?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.
HIM: I don’t suppose you’d care to have wild sex with me?
HER: Oh, but I would! I don’t suppose you’ll be as good your dad, though!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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