Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Man Hater” in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.
After being fired as a restaurant critic for Snobbish Living Magazine, “Dapper Harve Hillobeans” relaxed his standards—and his waistline—considerably.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Artist unknown. Art from the story “Bachelor’s Farewell” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.
Three years after taking their sex act on the road, Jill and Jerry decide they sorta like each other.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Second Time Around” in FIRST KISS #33, 1963.
My fatal charm? Darn I left it somewhere. Maybe it fell out when I was at that strip club. I’ll go back and look!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
No, Last Kiss is not taking over the universe. But it is conquering Hollywood—if you look closely and don’t blink.
Thanks to the amazing John Fluke of Placed4Success, Last Kiss products will have re-occurring appearances on at least two major TV sitcoms this season:
First up—probably by late November but possibly sooner—one or more Last Kiss products will begin appearing as set dressing on 2 BROKE GIRLS.
To celebrate, we’re hosting a contest for Last Kiss fans. To win:
—watch 2 BROKE GIRLS.*
—spot a Last Kiss product.
—be the first person to e-mail me with the type of Last Kiss product (coaster, metal sign, etc) and where you saw the product on the set of the TV show. (For instance, was it sitting on a table, hanging on a wall, etc.)
—have a mailing address (where I can send your prize) in the U.S. or Canada.
I don’t know when the Last Kiss product(s) will pop up, but I can tell you they’ll be quite small. So look for any colorful, comic-themed products in the background.
Prizes
The winner will receive:
—copies of the Last Kiss products that are on the show.
—a Last Kiss sticky notebook.
—20 Last Kiss note cards.
—a Last Kiss tote bag.
—eternal fame and glory.
If there isn’t a winner this week, the contest will keep going and you’ll get a chance the following week.
As for MIKE & MOLLY, that show will be premiering later this year. I’ll announce a contest for that show shortly before the first new episode.
*The contest winner must not be an employee or associated with 2 BROKE GIRLS.
Art by Bill Ward from Diary Loves #2, 1949.
Really? This is just a guess, but maybe you should’ve suspected something when she:
—tried to cut in during your wedding vows.
—had plastic surgery to look exactly like you.
—“accidentally” locked you in a closet and slept with your husband.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
It depends on your definition of “acquainted.”
Sure, Lola and I have had mind-blowing sex several times a day—in her bed (too hard), your parents’s bed (too soft), and your bed (just right!) Plus several motels, two cabs and the Mayor’s desk at City Hall.
But, other than that, I hardly know her.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Artist unknown. From the story “Censored”
in ALL-TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.
A gentleman never shouts before sex. During sex, it’s okay to raise your voice a little—especially if you’re praying, “Oh, my God!”
Of course, you’re welcome to moan discreetly—at the end.
Afterwards, feel free to sob uncontrollably—but please use your indoor voice!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Coffee and…a Kiss, Darling!” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
I asked my readers to come up funny comments to go with this art. And…wow! You folks came through with some great zingers.
I received submissions here on this website, my personal Facebook page and my Last Kiss FB page. (Thanks, everyone!)
I had a hard time choosing. So we ended up with a three-way tie for top honors—plus some fun honorable mentions. Congratulations, everyone!
The Winners
You have the last doughnut dear, that is if you think you can still fit in those pants afterward.
—Submitted by JVR
Man: You said you liked my buns, so here, have one on me.
Woman: Now I’m wondering about your cannoli!
—Submitted by Still Only 25 Cents
I enjoyed life… once! And look where it got me! A starring role in Last Kiss!
—Submitted by Korey Watkins
Honorable Mentions
Keep this doughnut chained to your neck, to remember me by.
—Submitted by Allen Gladfelter
WOMAN: Is this how you always pick up prostitutes…?
—Submitted by Matthew Fillbach
Oh, and can you make my coffee look like a muffin?
—Submitted by Allen Freeman
Well, at least eat this hockey puck for my amusement. Guy’s gotta have fun somehow.
—Submitted by Matthew Z. Wood
You expect me to put out for a donut..You better bring a whole lot more for this booty!
—Submitted by Eric Fur
Girl: “Better make that coffee to go. My pimp hates it when I’m late.”
—Submitted by Ed Bertoli
If I could afford to go out dancing, you think I’d be having an English muffin for din-din?
—Submitted by Ken Lafex
Give this magic crumpet to the one you love and he (or she) will swoon, bow down to your feet and won’t charge you more then 5% over retail after a $25 purchase on select items, restrictions apply. See bottom of crumpet for details and the number of your local Poison Control Center… just in-case.
—Submitted by “My Alter Ego”
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.
You’ve invited a gazillion guests. But the catering budget for your wedding is only $67.95. The best way to make the food last is to...
—Have the police arrest most of the guests. (Start with the groom’s family. Those cheap SOBs give lousy gifts!)
—Explain that the food was prepared by terrorists. (The bomb squad has been called in.)
—Announce that you cooked everything yourself. You were only a little drunk at the time. And you’re almost sure you didn’t drop a bottle of poison in the soup. Well, at least not a whole bottle.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Coffee and…a Kiss, Darling!” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
Are you feeling funny? If so, I’m looking for a funny comment or a funny bit of additional dialogue from either character. Comment below. I’ll be post the winner on Oct. 22.
No prizes except my thanks and eternal world-wide reference for your wit!
