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fine jams and jellies since 1982
on April 19, 2026 at 8:05 pm
The reasons he better go now…
…It won’t take her long to figure out that “Lovely” was pure sarcasm.
…His love is like a fart. It troubles the buttocks and then fades away. Just not quickly enough.
…He just realized she knew he was coming, but she didn’t bake a cake. Bake a cake. Bake a cake.
How’d ya do? How’d ya do? How’d ya do?
…Those pearls don’t match her nightgown. There’s only so much bad fashion a man can stomach.
…Because he hasn’t had a drink in two hours. And this relationship is only made possible by hardcore alcoholism. Well, that and a set of Mommy Issues heavy enough to sink an aircraft carrier.
The reasons he better go now…
…It won’t take her long to figure out that “Lovely” was pure sarcasm.
…His love is like a fart. It troubles the buttocks and then fades away. Just not quickly enough.
…He just realized she knew he was coming, but she didn’t bake a cake. Bake a cake. Bake a cake.
How’d ya do? How’d ya do? How’d ya do?
…Those pearls don’t match her nightgown. There’s only so much bad fashion a man can stomach.
…Because he hasn’t had a drink in two hours. And this relationship is only made possible by hardcore alcoholism. Well, that and a set of Mommy Issues heavy enough to sink an aircraft carrier.
…
“And a joint does more than Milton can/ To justify God’s ways to man.”
A.E. Housman A Shropshire Lad – with a change for Happy 420!
The profound depth of thought a bit of an anti god cigarette will engender is amazing.
If it’s legal where you live, fire one up.
I took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t literally 30,000 pounds of jewelry!
It’s why calling an Ogress ‘lovely’ makes a bit of sense. Very British.
Cor blimey, guvnor!