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WOMAN: Good news! You’re a better kisser than your brother! And almost as good as your dad!
1954 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
www.LastKiss.US Better Kisser & Writer: John Lustig
Original Art: From My Secret Marriage #8, Superior Publishers Limited.
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1954 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
www.LastKiss.US Better Kisser & Writer: John Lustig
Original Art: From My Secret Marriage #8, Superior Publishers Limited.
DJP.lk275
What Blondie’s sister is probably thinking…
…”Yeah. I get it. Gay life. Now can you put on some underwear before you uncross your legs again?”
…”It’s an odd way to polish the table top. But it always leaves a pine fresh scent afterwards, so…”
…”My sister is like oven cleaner. Easy Off.”
…”My sister is like a hearse. Headlights way up front and room for a man to lay down in the back.”
…”From this angle, I can’t tell who’s face she’s sitting on. But I’m sure he’s a real standup fella.”
…”Blondes have more fun. They can’t spell the word “FUN”. But they do have it.”
Happy Blonde Day everybody.
I think we need to table this issue and thoroughly review the spread sheets to find the highlighted data points…lol
With age comes a lot of time for practice and practice makes perfect. I’m 70, who’s next?
Wait until she tells you her husband is up for parole.
How can you be happy and sad at once?
My girlfriend told me of all my friends, mine was the biggest.