by John | Jun 13, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A car is driving off with a "Just Married" sign on the rear. A young boy and girl are watching it leave.
BOY: So that’s a royal wedding?
GIRL: Must be! One of those guys is a queen!
(Art--I think--by Vince Colletta Studio with additional drawing by Allen Freeman.)
by John | Mar 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
In comic books, sometimes people just kiss.
But more often they think and kiss at the same time. They think about whether they’re kissing the right person. They think about whether they can pay the rent; pass their math test; or even conquer the universe.
Now maybe you do all those things when you kiss, but I don’t. Not if it’s a really good kiss.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing on a tropical beach.
WOMAN (thinking): Is he the boy I'll love...forever?
MAN (thinking): Is she the girl who proves...I'm gay...forever?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Dec 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Three men in a military-style barracks. There's a Christmas wreath on the wall above a bunk bed.
MAN #1: Santa’s new slogan? Don’t
ask! We’ll te11!
MAN #2: Have a fabulous Christmas!
Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
by John | Nov 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
I wish I’d written this before the last election. Oh, well. It’s not like it’s an issue that’s going away anytime soon–unfortunately.
Oh, wait! In this context, I suppose the word “unfortunately” can be taken two ways.
And if I don’t explain you’ll have to think about it and fill in the blanks yourself. How…unfortunate!
↓ TranscriptMAN: But if gay marriages are legalized, I might turn gay!
WOMAN: Too late!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
by John | Sep 23, 2010 | Uncategorized
No, wearing a scarf doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you…uh, want to be a cowboy. That’s it. I mean–John Wayne wore scarves…or at least bandanas. Manly bandanas! Spit-in-your-eye, tough-guy bandanas!
So there you go! If you’re not wearing a bandana chances are…you’re gay!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman--both wearing scarves--kiss.
BOTH (thinking) There! This proves I’m not gay!
