Happy Gays Are Here Again

Happy Gays Are Here Again

by | Jan 12, 2012 | Uncategorized

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WOMAN: Gay isn’t a choice! But Happy is!

Mr. Sensitive

Mr. Sensitive

by | Aug 11, 2011 | Uncategorized

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WOMAN: You act tough!
But underneath…
you’re soft and sensitive!

MAN IN TRENCHCOAT: %@#&!
Wear a woman’s underwear once and she thinks she knows you!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Royal Wedding

Royal Wedding

by | Jun 13, 2011 | Uncategorized

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SCENE: A car is driving off with a "Just Married" sign on the rear. A young boy and girl are watching it leave.

BOY: So that’s a royal wedding?

GIRL: Must be! One of those guys is a queen!

(Art--I think--by Vince Colletta Studio with additional drawing by Allen Freeman.)

One Kiss, Two Questions!

One Kiss, Two Questions!

by | Mar 24, 2011 | Uncategorized

In comic books, sometimes people just kiss.

But more often they think and kiss at the same time. They think about whether they’re kissing the right person. They think about whether they can pay the rent; pass their math test; or even conquer the universe.

Now maybe you do all those things when you kiss, but I don’t. Not if it’s a really good kiss.

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing on a tropical beach.

WOMAN (thinking): Is he the boy I'll love...forever?

MAN (thinking): Is she the girl who proves...I'm gay...forever?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Dont Ask! Santa Knows!

Dont Ask! Santa Knows!

by | Dec 19, 2010 | Uncategorized

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SCENE: Three men in a military-style barracks. There's a Christmas wreath on the wall above a bunk bed.

MAN #1: Santa’s new slogan? Don’t
ask! We’ll te11!

MAN #2: Have a fabulous Christmas!

Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

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