No, wearing a scarf doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you…uh, want to be a cowboy. That’s it. I mean–John Wayne wore scarves…or at least bandanas. Manly bandanas! Spit-in-your-eye, tough-guy bandanas!
So there you go! If you’re not wearing a bandana chances are…you’re gay!
Yes! It’s okay to feel fabulous–even if you’re straight!
(I wrote and scheduled this comic weeks ago. I didn’t know it’d come out right after California’s Proposition 8 was overturned. Darn, I’m good!)
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
Are you unfazed by rejection and occasional gunfire? Do you collect restraining orders as a hobby? Are you saving your virginity until your true love admits that you exist?
Then you may be afflicted with the dreaded “Pepe Le Pew Syndrome!”
If so, please take a strong dose of reality and look out for skunks.
Other questions you don’t have to answer…
–Are you just happy to see me or is that a single-shot, 40-mm grenade launcher in your pocket?
–If God is your copilot, who are the flight attendants and why haven’t they brought us drinks by now?
–Are you sure the sky is blue? Really? You think that’s blue? Have you ever considered that “blue” might just be what “they” want you to think it is?
–Do you feel “blue” now? Are you sure you don’t feel red instead?
