by John | Nov 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
I wish I’d written this before the last election. Oh, well. It’s not like it’s an issue that’s going away anytime soon–unfortunately.
Oh, wait! In this context, I suppose the word “unfortunately” can be taken two ways.
And if I don’t explain you’ll have to think about it and fill in the blanks yourself. How…unfortunate!
↓ TranscriptMAN: But if gay marriages are legalized, I might turn gay!
WOMAN: Too late!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
by John | Sep 23, 2010 | Uncategorized
No, wearing a scarf doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you…uh, want to be a cowboy. That’s it. I mean–John Wayne wore scarves…or at least bandanas. Manly bandanas! Spit-in-your-eye, tough-guy bandanas!
So there you go! If you’re not wearing a bandana chances are…you’re gay!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman--both wearing scarves--kiss.
BOTH (thinking) There! This proves I’m not gay!
by John | Aug 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
Yes! It’s okay to feel fabulous–even if you’re straight!
(I wrote and scheduled this comic weeks ago. I didn’t know it’d come out right after California’s Proposition 8 was overturned. Darn, I’m good!)
↓ TranscriptMAN: No! Being fabulous doesn’t mean I’m gay! Sleeping with your dad means I’m gay!
by John | Jul 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.
MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!
MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!
by John | Jul 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Are you unfazed by rejection and occasional gunfire? Do you collect restraining orders as a hobby? Are you saving your virginity until your true love admits that you exist?
Then you may be afflicted with the dreaded “Pepe Le Pew Syndrome!”
If so, please take a strong dose of reality and look out for skunks.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: No! Really! Stop asking me out! I’m gay!
MAN: Still? Well, no prob-lem-o! I’ll check back later!
