by John | Sep 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman eats a raw carrot as her mom looks on.
MOM: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: Crunch!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman and John Lustig
by John | Sep 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember to preheat your oven before hot sex. Bake until satisfied. Then serve…as many times as possible.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in a restaurant.
WOMAN: I’ll have the 99¢ Romance Special...with extra hot sex! And a
side order of yummy!
by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
by John | Aug 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Other fun customs from around the world…
—In Upper Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to spit in someone’s drink — while they’re looking.
—In Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to knife someone in the back while they’re spitting in someone’s drink — unless it’s your drink.
—In Still Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to not compliment someone on their knife wounds.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and three women are sitting around a dinner table.
SOUND (very loud): F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
CREDITS: Art by Vince Colletta Studio, Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Jul 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.
MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!
MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!
