by John | Sep 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember to preheat your oven before hot sex. Bake until satisfied. Then serve…as many times as possible.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in a restaurant.
WOMAN: I’ll have the 99¢ Romance Special...with extra hot sex! And a
side order of yummy!
by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
by John | Aug 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Other fun customs from around the world…
—In Upper Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to spit in someone’s drink — while they’re looking.
—In Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to knife someone in the back while they’re spitting in someone’s drink — unless it’s your drink.
—In Still Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to not compliment someone on their knife wounds.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and three women are sitting around a dinner table.
SOUND (very loud): F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
CREDITS: Art by Vince Colletta Studio, Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Jul 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.
MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!
MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!
by John | Jun 20, 2010 | Uncategorized
Rhyme that didn’t quite make the cut for this comic:
“By the pound, I’ve overpaid! My kisses deserve a better grade…of prime rib — USDA!”
Completely Different, Early Draft of This Comic:
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman inspecting a cut of meat in her kitchen.
WOMAN (thinking): A butcher’s love is red and juicy!
WOMAN (thinking again): But I’m such a silly goosy...
WOMAN (thinking again): Settling for a man of meat..
WOMAN (thinking again): Whose beef is such a tiny treat!
