by John | Apr 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
A diamond is not necessarily a man’s best friend…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman embrace passionately.
WOMAN: Our love is like a flawless diamond! So lovely! So exciting!
MAN: So sure to disappear...when I can't make the payments!
by John | Jan 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
Is it just me–or am I especially good looking today?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman in a long, flowing red gown swirls her dress and smiles.
WOMAN: I’m here! Let the flattery and fun begin!
by John | Jan 3, 2010 | Uncategorized
Nude? The ultimate in full disclosure first dates!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two young women. One is in her underwear, arranging her hair as she looks in a mirror. The other is behind her and looking on.
WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!
SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!
by John | Nov 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
Such beauty brings strife!
Quick! Run for your life!
Beware! Don’t stare!
Too late! Here comes your wife!
↓ TranscriptBEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Look out! I’m beautiful…and I’m not
afraid to use it!
by John | Nov 10, 2009 | Uncategorized
Are you too beautiful for your own good? Yeah, me too.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman notices that other women are staring at her.
WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!