Dangerous Damsel?
Such beauty brings strife!
Quick! Run for your life!
Beware! Don’t stare!
Too late! Here comes your wife!
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Look out! I’m beautiful…and I’m not
afraid to use it!
afraid to use it!
Beautiful Me
Are you too beautiful for your own good? Yeah, me too.
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SCENE: Young woman notices that other women are staring at her.
WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!
WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!
Pleasure and Puke
Last Kiss Character Bio — Anna Rexia was born in Last Kiss, USA on April 1, 1990 and she officially weighed 6 lbs 9 ounces. However…
“It’s not true!” sniffed Ms. Rexia. “If only I could go back in time. I could prove that I only weighed 6 lbs 2 ounces!
“The nurse who weighed me was obviously jealous because I was so much cuter and slimmer than her. She had fat, horrible 7-ounce thumbs and I’m sure she snuck one of them onto the scale.
“I’ve always been careful about my weight. At one point, I actually weighed less than nothing. Of course, my parents worried. A strong gust of wind–or rampaging squirrels–could easily carry me off.
“So, every weekend when we went camping, they’d tie me to a big boulder to keep me safe. Sometimes I’d be safe for days. But then I’d get loose and find my way back home.”
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SCENE: Beautiful woman crying on a couch.
WOMAN: How could I give in to my desires like that?
WOMAN (again): I’m showing already!
WOMAN (again): I feel like barfing!
INSET CAPTION: The day a supermodel gained a pound!
WOMAN: How could I give in to my desires like that?
WOMAN (again): I’m showing already!
WOMAN (again): I feel like barfing!
INSET CAPTION: The day a supermodel gained a pound!
For Success…You Dress?
So which is more difficult–dressing or undressing? My guess: it depends on whom you’re dressing or undressing for!
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WOMAN (to man): I dress for success!
But to impress…I undress!
But to impress…I undress!
Chocolate Easter
So, maybe there is something better than chocolate?
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MAN (hiding a string of pearls behind his back as he talks to someone who is off-panel): Well, no! I don’t have a giant, chocolate egg for you, but...
1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman
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1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman
12.2.6.3
