by John | Jun 23, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMan and woman talking. They're wearing similar scarves.
MAN: So, I can wear your scarves?
WOMAN: Just stay out of my underwear and we’re good!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Jun 21, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Patient in a bed is totally wrapped in bandages. A doctor looks on.
PATIENT: Being gorgeous isn’t enough! There must be something else you can fix, Doc!
DOCTOR (thinking): Only one thing left! A personality transplant!
by John | Apr 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: One woman talking to another.
WOMAN: Sure I invested wisely! This dress got me dinner, jewelry...and half off the lawyer fees on my next two divorces!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Aug 22, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptPretty blonde pats her hair.
Blonde: Make-up sex? Sure! I'll get the lip gloss!
by John | Jul 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
If your Friday is more casual than this, please consider working at home today.
Of course, every Friday is “Casual Friday” for me. For me, Thursdays are always “Pajamas ‘Til Noon Thursdays.” And tomorrow is “Feel Like Getting Dressed Saturday?”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking sad.
WOMAN: I thought Casual Fridays meant no underwear!
Credits: Art by Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
