by John | Jan 26, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman brushes her hair as she looks into a mirror.
WOMAN: Mirror, mirror on the wall...Who has the best boob job of them all?
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Oct 11, 2011 | Uncategorized
“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)
“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!
MAN: You’re too skinny!
Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.
by John | Sep 25, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: To heck with romantic angst and hilarious sexual hijinks! Today Last Kiss blows off some testosterone with a knuckle-dragging, he-man tale full of...
PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!
PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!
BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!
PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!
CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!
by John | Aug 23, 2011 | Uncategorized
“I feel good about myself, but then I haven’t looked in the mirror today.”
–Modesty Von Tramp
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking into a compact mirror.
WOMAN: Who makeup? I've got inner beauty and anti-depressants!
Art by Charles Nicholas
by John | Aug 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”
–Groucho Marx
↓ TranscriptWOMAN #1: The women in Last Kiss are
so beautiful! Where does Lustig hide the uglies?
WOMAN #2 (word balloon cover's first woman's face): Well...
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
