CAPTION: To heck with romantic angst and hilarious sexual hijinks! Today Last Kiss blows off some testosterone with a knuckle-dragging, he-man tale full of...

PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!

PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!

BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!

PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!

CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!

SCENE: Woman looking into a compact mirror.

WOMAN: Who makeup? I've got inner beauty and anti-depressants!

Art by Charles Nicholas

WOMAN #1: The women in Last Kiss are
so beautiful! Where does Lustig hide the uglies?

WOMAN #2 (word balloon cover's first woman's face): Well...

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Man and woman talking. They're wearing similar scarves.

MAN: So, I can wear your scarves?

WOMAN: Just stay out of my underwear and we’re good!

Art by John Tartaglione