Defeated by her eyelashes?
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Your New Breast Friend
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Today’s Last Kiss: Ladies, he’s easily distracted. (“Squirrel!”)
He tries to look you in the eyes. (“Squirrel!)
And have a meaningful conversation. (“Squirrel!”)
But all of a sudden… (“Breasts!”)
Original Art:
To the right is the original art (plus a couple of panels) from Charlton’s Teen-Age Hotrodders #13 (1965).
It’s a hot-headed hotrodder versus a gang of rude, motor-mouthed motorcyclists. Given the title of the comic, who do you think will win?
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SCENE: A man in a leather jacket (who looks like he could be a member of a motorcycle gang) leaps forward with both hands reaching out.
MAN: Your breasts? Sorry! Was I staring?
Art by Jack Keller
Color by Allen Freeman
MAN: Your breasts? Sorry! Was I staring?
Art by Jack Keller
Color by Allen Freeman
I’m Looking for Love, But…
Below is the original 1960s art, featuring…a poor, insecure girl. A wealthy guy. And a pearl necklace.
Sweet romance or porn video—you decide!
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SCENE: Woman wearing a pearl necklace.
WOMAN: I’m looking for love!
Art by Charles Nicholas
Color by Allen Freeman
WOMAN: I’m looking for love!
Art by Charles Nicholas
Color by Allen Freeman
A Full-Figured Fairy Tale
And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…
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SCENE: A woman brushes her hair as she looks into a mirror.
WOMAN: Mirror, mirror on the wall...Who has the best boob job of them all?
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
WOMAN: Mirror, mirror on the wall...Who has the best boob job of them all?
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Three Little Words She’s Dying to Hear
“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)
“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)
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WOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!
MAN: You’re too skinny!
Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.
MAN: You’re too skinny!
Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.
