by John | Jun 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside eating hot dogs.
WOMAN: Fancy Date! So what’d it be
like if you weren’t trying to impress me?
MAN: You'd pay!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | May 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
Just because you’re not rich doesn’t mean you can’t date a rich man. Or at least a man named Rich. Better yet, a Richie Rich!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): Me?
independently wealthy? Sure! Depending
on whom I’m dating!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Mar 17, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): One of
us could be very happy together!
Inks by Dick Giordano
by John | Mar 15, 2011 | Uncategorized
In the age of Google, does anyone still go on “blind” dates?
All it takes is a quick web search and—behold! Your “mystery date” is no longer a mystery. You know exactly what your perfect date looks like. Right now.
Or is it 20 years ago?
Hey! Has that been Photoshopped?
↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): You’re
the most wonderful woman who ever lived!
WOMAN (thinking): It’s a
miracle! A blind date with...perfect vision!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Mar 13, 2011 | Uncategorized
By the way, about the honeymoon…I may be busy that weekend. Do you mind going alone?
↓ TranscriptWOMAN TO MAN: I'd love to help you plan our wedding! But right now...I've got a date!
