by John | Jul 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’ve had two “pre-dates” in my life.
Pre-dates are when you make a date with someone. And then you’re so much in love, lust or at least “like” that you can’t wait for your official first date.
So you make another date–before your official first date.
Both “pre-dates” went extremely well. In fact, I ended up marrying both of my dates–although not right away. And not at the same time.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: B-but...I never sleep with men…until at least the first date!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Jun 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside eating hot dogs.
WOMAN: Fancy Date! So what’d it be
like if you weren’t trying to impress me?
MAN: You'd pay!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | May 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
Just because you’re not rich doesn’t mean you can’t date a rich man. Or at least a man named Rich. Better yet, a Richie Rich!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): Me?
independently wealthy? Sure! Depending
on whom I’m dating!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Mar 17, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): One of
us could be very happy together!
Inks by Dick Giordano
by John | Mar 15, 2011 | Uncategorized
In the age of Google, does anyone still go on “blind” dates?
All it takes is a quick web search and—behold! Your “mystery date” is no longer a mystery. You know exactly what your perfect date looks like. Right now.
Or is it 20 years ago?
Hey! Has that been Photoshopped?
↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): You’re
the most wonderful woman who ever lived!
WOMAN (thinking): It’s a
miracle! A blind date with...perfect vision!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
