by John | Mar 15, 2011 | Uncategorized
In the age of Google, does anyone still go on “blind” dates?
All it takes is a quick web search and—behold! Your “mystery date” is no longer a mystery. You know exactly what your perfect date looks like. Right now.
Or is it 20 years ago?
Hey! Has that been Photoshopped?
↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): You’re
the most wonderful woman who ever lived!
WOMAN (thinking): It’s a
miracle! A blind date with...perfect vision!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Mar 13, 2011 | Uncategorized
By the way, about the honeymoon…I may be busy that weekend. Do you mind going alone?
↓ TranscriptWOMAN TO MAN: I'd love to help you plan our wedding! But right now...I've got a date!
by John | Mar 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’m having a nerd weekend–and that’s a good thing. I’m spending the next three days at the Emerald City Comicon in Seattle. I’ll be at the Last Kiss booth (#412) Friday through Sunday.
↓ TranscriptMAN: There’s at least a 73.9 percent chance that I love you
WOMAN: And at best a 47.6 percent chance that I’ll marry you...and be faithful!
CAPTION: "Nerd Dating!"
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 8, 2011 | Uncategorized
Next up, speed stalking and speed restraining order!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I can’t bear to leave you! And yet…
WOMAN: We’re speed dating, Dude!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Nov 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
Listen to your mom. Hasn’t she suffered enough?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A crying woman.
WOMAN: I thought he was perfect...‘til my
mom said she liked him!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
