by John | Mar 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’m having a nerd weekend–and that’s a good thing. I’m spending the next three days at the Emerald City Comicon in Seattle. I’ll be at the Last Kiss booth (#412) Friday through Sunday.
↓ TranscriptMAN: There’s at least a 73.9 percent chance that I love you
WOMAN: And at best a 47.6 percent chance that I’ll marry you...and be faithful!
CAPTION: "Nerd Dating!"
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 8, 2011 | Uncategorized
Next up, speed stalking and speed restraining order!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I can’t bear to leave you! And yet…
WOMAN: We’re speed dating, Dude!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Nov 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
Listen to your mom. Hasn’t she suffered enough?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A crying woman.
WOMAN: I thought he was perfect...‘til my
mom said she liked him!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
by John | Aug 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Closeup of a woman crying.
WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!
