Tonight’s Special…a Man!

Tonight’s Special…a Man!

And here’s the original romance art. A woman goes to a restaurant—hoping to woo one of the waiters. But he’s not there. Obviously, she shouldn’t leave a tip.

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SCENE: Woman talking to waiter or maitre d'.

WOMAN: Table for two! Preferably with a single man attached!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

I Hate to Interrupt, But…

I Hate to Interrupt, But…

And here’s the original First Kiss romance art before it got the Last Kiss treatment…

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SCENE: In foreground, man and woman are kissing. In the background, a man watches them.

MAN IN BACKGROUND: I mean it! Five more minutes…and I’m cancelling our date!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Why Parents Worry

Why Parents Worry

And here’s the original (First Kiss) art before I re-dialogued it and Allen modified and colored it.

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SCENE: A young man and you woman talk as an older woman looks on.

YOUNG MAN: A chaperone?

YOUNG WOMAN: Silly isn't it? And so unnecessary! I haven't gotten pregnant in months!

Art by Vince Colletta

Love Our Dates, Except…

Love Our Dates, Except…

The fancy parties? The expensive gifts? Terrific!

The gourmet dinners? The champagne breakfasts? Scrumptious!

You and me together? Not so great…

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WOMAN (to man): Gee! I just realized…I love everything about dating you…except you!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

I Never Sleep with Men

I Never Sleep with Men

I’ve had two “pre-dates” in my life.

Pre-dates are when you make a date with someone. And then you’re so much in love, lust or at least “like” that you can’t wait for your official first date.

So you make another date–before your official first date.

Both “pre-dates” went extremely well. In fact, I ended up marrying both of my dates–although not right away. And not at the same time.

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WOMAN: B-but...I never sleep with men…until at least the first date!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

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