by John | Mar 18, 2012 | Uncategorized
Below is the original 1960s romance art—with the original, outrageous dialog!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Glamorous, beautiful woman smiling as she talks to a startled man.
WOMAN: Most men don’t know how to spend money wisely! The rest buy me
dinner!
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by John | Feb 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original romance art. A woman goes to a restaurant—hoping to woo one of the waiters. But he’s not there. Obviously, she shouldn’t leave a tip.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to waiter or maitre d'.
WOMAN: Table for two! Preferably with a single man attached!
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by John | Feb 9, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original First Kiss romance art before it got the Last Kiss treatment…
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: In foreground, man and woman are kissing. In the background, a man watches them.
MAN IN BACKGROUND: I mean it! Five more minutes…and I’m cancelling our date!
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by John | Jan 22, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original (First Kiss) art before I re-dialogued it and Allen modified and colored it.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young man and you woman talk as an older woman looks on.
YOUNG MAN: A chaperone?
YOUNG WOMAN: Silly isn't it? And so unnecessary! I haven't gotten pregnant in months!
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by John | Oct 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
The fancy parties? The expensive gifts? Terrific!
The gourmet dinners? The champagne breakfasts? Scrumptious!
You and me together? Not so great…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): Gee! I just realized…I love everything about dating you…except you!
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