by John | Sep 25, 2014 | Uncategorized
Meanwhile, back in 1957…
See the original 1957 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptMAN: Here’s My Kickstarter! At the $5 level, we make out! At $10, one of us has an orgasm--my choice! At $50, we either get married or divorced--my choice! And, At the $500 level, one of us gets pregnant--your choice!
Art: Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
1.3.6.3
by John | Sep 18, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21,1961.
Jobs worse than driving a truck? Here are a few to watch out for:
—Crystal meth salesperson for Walter White & Co.
—Dildo quality control inspector.
—Politician. Any politician.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Sep 18, 2014 | Uncategorized
Meanwhile, back in 1961…
See the original 1961 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Older woman with knitting needle is talking to a younger woman.
OLDER WOMAN: When a man drops me, I always drop him too! Usually from a roof!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
21.1.4.5
by John | Sep 16, 2014 | Blog
Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Who Hooked Who” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.
Signs that your date may be too young for you:
1. She wants to skinny dip…in the Kiddy Pool.
2. She shows up one night wearing a sexy uniform…and sells you 12 cases of Girl Scout cookies.
3. She’s wants to go camping with you…to earn merit badges.
4. She flips up her skirt to show you her…Powerpuff Girls underwear.
5. She calls you…”Grandpa!”
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 10, 2014 | Blog
Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.
Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…
A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)
B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)
C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)
D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.
E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.
Suggestions?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
