Too Young for You?

by John | Sep 16, 2014 | Blog

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Who Hooked Who” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Signs that your date may be too young for you:
1. She wants to skinny dip…in the Kiddy Pool.

2. She shows up one night wearing a sexy uniform…and sells you 12 cases of Girl Scout cookies.

3. She’s wants to go camping with you…to earn merit badges.

4. She flips up her skirt to show you her…Powerpuff Girls underwear.

5. She calls you…”Grandpa!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

What’ll I Tell Janet?

by John | Apr 10, 2014 | Blog

Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…

A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)

B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)

C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)

D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.

E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.

Suggestions?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Goodbye!!!

by John | Mar 27, 2014 | Blog

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961.

Goodbye. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I’ve got things to do. Important things. Like…

—telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.

—sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.

—building the perfect girlfriend in my basement.  She’s a lot like you—if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.

—deciding if I’m going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn’t an option? How come?

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.