Goodbye!!!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961.

Goodbye. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I’ve got things to do. Important things. Like…

—telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.

—sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.

—building the perfect girlfriend in my basement.  She’s a lot like you—if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.

—deciding if I’m going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn’t an option? How come?

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

And the Hits Keep Coming

And the Hits Keep Coming

Meanwhile, back in 1961…
See the original 1961 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: A man and a woman at a party. There are balloons.

MAN: I forget! Have I hit on you yet?

Inks: Charles NIcholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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Old Money, Young Me!

Old Money, Young Me!

Meanwhile, back in 1958…
See the original 1958 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Smiling man in background is talking to a skeptical woman in the foreground.

MAN: Don’t think of me as old! Think of me as rich!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
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Date Daughter or Dad?

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

“Instead of lectures, your dad gives me cold beers. And hot, roasted beer nuts.

“We watch football, have fart contests and tell dirty jokes.

“Frankly, your dad is a better date than you!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

No More Dazzle

Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From "Wallflower Sweetheart" in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Original art possibly by Al Hartley. From “Wallflower Sweetheart” in Ten-Story Love #188, 1953.

Steve, please remember: It’s not your fault that I don’t love you anymore. Or even that I can’t stand you.

—Or that your voice irritates me.

—Or that I believe your parents are evil, disgusting, filthy monsters who need to be deported…back to Hell.

—Or that I hate all your friends—except maybe Willy. He’s kinda cute. (Do you have his number?)

—Or that…hmm. On second thought, it’s definitely your fault.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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