Designated Loser

Designated Loser

Meanwhile, back in 1961…
See the original 1961 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Man in background watches as another man and woman in the foreground kiss.

MAN IN BACKGROUND: Double Darn it! Why am I always the designated virgin?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: John Lustig

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Our First Kiss Said a Lot!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Girl Meets Boy!" from FIRST KISS #11, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” from FIRST KISS #11, 1959.

We don’t need no stinkin’ words! Our cries of passion and lip-smacking smooches do our talking for us!

Now get us some chapstick—and stand back! We’ve got some serious tongue-twirling to do!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Chicks Dig Me

Chicks Dig Me

Meanwhile, back in 1960…
See the original 1960 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Man with a cigarette in his mouth is using a lighter to light the cigarette.

MAN: Chicks dig me ‘cause I know what they want...sometimes even without...restraining orders!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell
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Miserable Date?

Vince Coletta inks from the story "This Gamble Called Love" in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Vince Colletta inks from the story “This Gamble Called Love” in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Translation: You’re miserable. I’m miserable. Let’s be miserable together and have miserable sex!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Is She a Gold Digger?

Art by Bill Ward from the story "I Danced with Heartbreak" from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

So you like a boy and he’s dating a girl. (And she isn’t you.) Of course, she’s probably a gold-digging slut. And she probably deserves to be dropped down a mine shaft. But how can you be really sure?

Simple. If she answers “yes” to any of the following questions then go ahead and Google the nearest mine shaft:

1. Do you like money?

2. If there was a test could you prove that you’re a girl?

3. So, no one knows you’re here, right?

4. Wanna visit a mine shaft?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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