Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962.
Nor was Bill there the following day. Or the next 377 days after that. If he keeps this up, I’m going to call off the engagement dinner!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.
Not that I was desperate to see you again, but I did drive by your house a few times. Each hour. Every day. For three months.
I might have also climbed the tree outside your bedroom. And maybe I snapped several thousand photos. But don’t worry. I haven’t posted any of the embarrassing ones online yet.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.
Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…
A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)
B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)
C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)
D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.
E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.
Suggestions?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from “How He Came to Kiss Me” in First Kiss #21, 1961.
Yes, ladies, love takes lots of planning…and occasionally heavy artillery. But for only $999.99 a week, the Last Kiss School of Violent Romance will teach you how to be a Sexy Female Bombshell!
No man (and few women) will be able to resist your explosive good looks, high caliber charms and a few well-placed warning shots. Sign up today and receive:
—a one-night’s supply of Last Kiss lip gloss!
—a PDF of our “Guide to Sex, Violence and More Sex!”
—a sexy leather & lace shoulder holster from our line of Seductive Combat Gear!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Inked by Vince Colletta in Brides in Love #9, 1958.
Hi! I’m Danny Sleezebug from The Society of Perpetually Single Guys. I’ve got an important question for all women who are depressed, desperate and well—you!
Ready? Here goes: Are you desperate enough to have dinner with me?
If so, after a few hours of karaoke at the truck stop (you’re paying), you’ll be even more desperate. (To leave.) So you’ll go home with me.
Don’t worry about being rejected. I’m definitely desperate enough to sleep with you.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Original art by the Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #36, 1964.
Really? No poetry? Just because of the sniffles?
My friends, this injustice must be corrected. Women with sniffles need great, uplifting poetry too. Alas, all I could manage was this:
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas and Dick Giordano from First Kiss #28, 1962.
Keith’s sexual orientation was a cockpit controversy for years. Was he…
—A) gay?
—B) asexual?
—C) totally clueless?
—D) Or just…married to his job?
The answer: E) Keith is a robot. And he’s gay. (He’s married to the Men’s Room condom dispenser in Terminal 69.)
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from Brides in Love #10, 1958.
I know about you. And what you did. And whom you did it with.
Not that I was spying on you through those peepholes. (And—even if I was spying—you can’t prove it!)
So shame, shame, shame on you! Not me!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961.
Goodbye. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I’ve got things to do. Important things. Like…
—telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.
—sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.
—building the perfect girlfriend in my basement. She’s a lot like you—if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.
—deciding if I’m going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn’t an option? How come?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas and Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.
Oh stop it, Larry. You’re just jealous because Johnny has more…well, uh…talent than you. At least two inches more of firm, throbbing talent.
And his talent is…to make girls happy!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
