by John | May 4, 2014 | Blog
Art by Louis Ravelli from A NIGHT FOR LOVE, 1951.
Dear Men (and Some Women),
I’m now accepting applications from prospective lovers. Please send me your bank statements and an essay (“Why I Want to Be Your Sex Slave” in 69 words or less.) Immediately!
I reserve the right to reject and humiliate all of you—even if you don’t submit an application. —-Therese Von Tramp
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 4, 2014 | Blog
I received some very funny dialogue submissions in the latest Last Kiss contest, but this one by Peter Tibbles (aka “Pierre”) was the one that made me laugh the loudest.
By the way, Peter also writes (and quips) in his weekly music column at: http://www.timegoesby.net/
Congrats, Peter!
by John | May 1, 2014 | Blog
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958.
Time for a new caption contest. Write some funny dialogue for the groom or minister. Then post the dialogue in the comments below.
Over the weekend, I’ll pick the best and post it here along with the winner’s name. Have fun!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 29, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.
You don’t like being mauled “that way?” Geez, that’s how I manhandle all the other women I date and they…well, come to think of it, they all hated it too!
Hmm. Maybe I’m just not dating the right women. I mean—it couldn’t be my fault, could it?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 29, 2014 | Blog
For years, I’ve had people urge me to go to the RT Booklovers Convention because…
1) It’s apparently a ridiculous amount of fun.
2) Because a convention for romance writers and fans seems like such a natural for Last Kiss. (“You’ll sell out!” one romance writer enthused.)
Well, I’m finally going to find out. Last Kiss will have a table at this year’s convention. And—as if it wasn’t already going to be cool—it’s taking place in a city Shelagh and I have always wanted to visit: New Orleans!
(And, yes, Shelagh’s going with me to make sure I’m not overwhelmed by all the women who might mistake me for one of the hunky, male cover models.)
—-John Lustig
by John | Apr 27, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “His Future Bride” in Brides in Love #10, 1958.
What is “The Country Club Type” of woman? Well, it’s a woman—-no, a lady!—who has an abundance of class. (And cash.)
She may live in the City, but she’s at home in the Country. Any Country. Especially ones with valet service.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 24, 2014 | Blog
Art by Art Cappello and Dick Giordano from “Campus Crush” in First Kiss #1, 1957.
Given a choice between boys and books, Pam suddenly found that going to bed with a novel was no longer “the perfect evening.” A mistake? Perhaps.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 22, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “A Bouquet of Roses” in First Kiss #20, 1961.
Once again, duty calls and Hal Hornthrobb reluctantly forgoes domestic bliss to spring into action. Alas, the life of a professional stud (1-888-555-0169) means it’s always sex before pleasure.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 20, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.
Rats! Arrested again for speeding…while drinking and having sex with the Mayor’s daughter…in the car I stole from the police chief. It’s just not fair.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 17, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #8, 1959.
And all of those people seem to be you!
You’ve been spreading rumors faster than a drunk blogger at an Edward Snowden look-a-like contest. You’ve convinced people that Lola is a total slut—which isn’t fair because I didn’t even get to First Base until the third date.
(Or was it Third Base on the first date?)
It doesn’t matter. The point is…you’ve got to stop sabotaging my dates, Mom!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
