What are the six words that make women (or men) cry? After considering contest submissions via my website, Facebook and e-mail, I picked this nifty six-word wonder from Rumtha:
“Silly boy–of course size matters!”
Runner up submission from Tony Isabella: “Mom is moving in with us.”
Congratulations Rumtha and Tony!
See many of the other contest entries here on Facebook.
Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in All True Romance #2 (Comic Media), 1951.
Okay, here’s a goofy contest. What are the six words that make women (or men) cry? Silliest answer wins!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.
I’m like crude oil. Greasy and I leave stains!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Castle on the Hill” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.
Hmm. If money was no object, where would you live?
Personally, I’d live in a time machine shaped like a police call box. It would, of course, be bigger inside than it looks.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Heart Had Wings” in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.
When your ex tells other men about you and these men start showing up at your door, you should…
A) Feel flattered. (Your rating on Yelp is bound to go up!)
B) Invite these men in. (Good hospitality is always important!)
C) Validate their parking.
D) Be attentive. To show that you’re truly interested, ask them questions. For instance: Are they married?
E) Then, pretend to believe them.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Artist unknown. Art from “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.
What should Lucinda have raised that would’ve been less controversial than cats?
A. Cute, cuddly puppy dogs.
B. Unicorns.
C. Marijuana.
D. Tax deductions—uh, I mean children.
E. Killer tomatoes.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961
The drugs are working! I’m insanely happy—even when I’m ironing. So far, I’ve ironed everything in the house—including my husband!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Artist unknown. From the story “Deception” in ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4, 1950.
I’m not beautiful or popular.
Or smart.
But at least I have good self-esteem!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
I’ll be signing autographs and showing off lots of cool Last Kiss goodies from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. this coming Sunday (Aug. 10) at Comic Dungeon here in Seattle. The C. Dungeon is holding it’s first mini-comic convention along with a huge sale.
If I’m not a enough reason for you to come, then there are other guests (including the fabulously talented David Lasky) as well as cosplayers and food trucks.
More details here.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.
Since I have no opinions of my own, please tell me which of the following I should like:
A. Country music?
B. Everyone—-but especially your hunky, younger brother?
C. Cherry poptarts with icing? (Yum!)
D. Wild, orgasmic, unbelievably great sex?
E. Or just sex with you?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
