Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.
Late? How so? Are you…
—Late for dinner?
—Fashionably late?
—Late as in deceased? Passed on? No more? Ceased to be? Expired? Stiff? And possibly even dead?
—Late as in…holy pregnant pauses?!! Am I’m going to be a daddy?
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Pencils by Bob Powell from the story “I Was the Loneliest Girl in School” in HI-SCHOOL ROMANCE #3, 1950.
As with all the other women I’ve worshipped, I’m willing to make cash donations after services.
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Her Engagement Ring” in FIRST KISS #22, 1961.
Fancy weddings are like sex—over too soon after spending all that money!
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Pencils by Sam Citron from the story “I Lived a Lie” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.
Those noises coming from Thad’s apartment are so odd. Squeaking bed springs. Giggling. Moaning. It almost sounds like someone having sex.
But…that can’t be. I’m not in there with him. And he promised to wait until I’m ready.
And it’s only been three years!
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What are the six words that make women (or men) cry? After considering contest submissions via my website, Facebook and e-mail, I picked this nifty six-word wonder from Rumtha:
“Silly boy–of course size matters!”
Runner up submission from Tony Isabella: “Mom is moving in with us.”
Congratulations Rumtha and Tony!
See many of the other contest entries here on Facebook.
Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in All True Romance #2 (Comic Media), 1951.
Okay, here’s a goofy contest. What are the six words that make women (or men) cry? Silliest answer wins!
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Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.
I’m like crude oil. Greasy and I leave stains!
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Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Castle on the Hill” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.
Hmm. If money was no object, where would you live?
Personally, I’d live in a time machine shaped like a police call box. It would, of course, be bigger inside than it looks.
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Heart Had Wings” in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.
When your ex tells other men about you and these men start showing up at your door, you should…
A) Feel flattered. (Your rating on Yelp is bound to go up!)
B) Invite these men in. (Good hospitality is always important!)
C) Validate their parking.
D) Be attentive. To show that you’re truly interested, ask them questions. For instance: Are they married?
E) Then, pretend to believe them.
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Artist unknown. Art from “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.
What should Lucinda have raised that would’ve been less controversial than cats?
A. Cute, cuddly puppy dogs.
B. Unicorns.
C. Marijuana.
D. Tax deductions—uh, I mean children.
E. Killer tomatoes.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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