You Can’t Buy My Love

You Can’t Buy My Love

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Face of Love” in First Kiss #19, 1961. (Click link to read entire story.)

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in an evening gown and a man in a suit who is reaching out to her.

WOMAN: You can’t
buy my love with gifts!

MAN: So…you’d prefer cash?

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman in an evening gown and a man in a suit who is reaching out to her.

WOMAN: You can’t
buy my love with gifts!

MAN: So...you’d prefer cash?

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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Gunning for Love

Gunning for Love

Another tale of misplaced love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by King Ward from the Sheriff Sal story “The Gila Monster Murders” in Western Adventures #6, 1949. (Click link to read entire story.)

 

 

 

Transcript:

A cowgirl sheriff shoots a gun out of a man’s hand.

SHERIFF: Ain’t you ever gonna learn, sugah? Refined fillies like me are more impressed…by
respect and thoughtful-
ness…than the size of your gun!

BA-SHING!

1949 Art: Ward King Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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A cowgirl sheriff shoots a gun out of a man's hand.

SHERIFF: Ain’t you ever gonna learn, sugah? Refined fillies like me are more impressed...by
respect and thoughtful-
ness...than the size of your gun!

BA-SHING!

1949 Art: Ward King Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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No Smooching

No Smooching

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Alberta Tewks from the story “Faith in Their Love” in All True Romance #19, Sept. 1954.

Read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.

 

 

Transcript

SCENE: One man is about to hit another man as a woman looks on in dismay.

MAN: No smooching, you bum! She’s my kissing cousin! Not yours!

1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background: Kristaps Ungurs on Unsplash.com

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SCENE: One man is about to hit another man as a woman looks on in dismay.

MAN: No smooching, you bum! She’s my kissing cousin! Not yours!

1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background: Kristaps Ungurs on Unsplash.com

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Buster’s Tunnel of Love

Buster’s Tunnel of Love

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Actors Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver are sitting in an amusement park ride car having just exited from The Tunnel of Love ride. Buster looks like he’s been beat up. He has a black eye and his hat is demolished. Phyllis ls fine and looks straight ahead.

BUSTER: I thought
the Tunnel of Love would be… more fun!

PHYLLIS: It’s your own fault! Next time don’t play so hard to get!

Image: Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver in the 1923 film The Balloonatic
New Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: Actors Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver are sitting in an amusement park ride car having just exited from The Tunnel of Love ride. Buster looks like he's been beat up. He has a black eye and his hat is demolished. Phyllis ls fine and looks straight ahead.

BUSTER: I thought
the Tunnel of Love would be... more fun!

PHYLLIS: It’s your own fault! Next time don’t play so hard to get!

Image: Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver in the 1923 film The Balloonatic
New Dialogue: John Lustig

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Holy Sex!

Holy Sex!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

Read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.

Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell

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MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I'm very religious!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell

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