by John | Mar 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s always nice when someone makes that little extra effort for your birthday!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man enters a room and finds three young men tied up.
TIED UP GUY #1: Surprise!
MAN ENTERING ROOM: For me? Gosh! And I thought you forgot my birthday!
TIED UP GUY #2 (thinks): Oh, boy! I hope he unwraps me first!
by John | Mar 25, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (on sofa to several men): Gosh! I’ve never had this much fun with my clothes on!
by John | Mar 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
Afloat in romance…
Like the guy in this week’s comic, I sometimes have trouble reaching my destination. (I once ended up in Scotland by accident. No, I’m not kidding.)
With this in mind–to make sure that we actually went somewhere (without mishap) and celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary in style–Shelagh bought us the most fool-proof vacation you can get: a cruise.
So last week we flew down to San Diego (without ending up in Scotland) and took a four-day cruise that included stops at Catalina Island (truly gorgeous) and Ensenada, Mexico (not as impressive unless you’re into shopping for silver jewelry or quasi-legal drugs–which I’m not.) Amazingly, no international incidents occurred–that can be traced to me–and we generally had a terrific time!
↓ TranscriptMAN (ROWING IN BOAT): I promised you a honeymoon…and you’re going to get it!
WOMAN (IN BOAT): Darling, I think Europe is the other way!
by John | Mar 19, 2009 | Uncategorized
On the other hand, if you always lie then at least you’re dependable liar (or politician.) It’s when you only lie some of the time that people don’t trust you.
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN: If you'd just trust me...then I wouldn't have to lie to you!
MAN: Gosh! You're right! Can you ever forgive me?
by John | Mar 18, 2009 | Uncategorized
Filthy rich? Sounds good. But right now I think a lot of us would settle for something more modest.
Like being filthy able-to-afford-a-pizza-on-Saturday-night. Or maybe even just filthy able-to-pay-the-bills-without-hocking-Grandma’s-dentures.
↓ TranscriptWELL-DRESSED WOMAN TO MAN AS THEY COME OUT OF NIGHT CLUB: I like good, clean living! But I’ll settle for filthy rich!