by John | Apr 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
Once upon a time I submitted this comic to a newspaper and was surprised to have it rejected–not because it dealt with sex, but because the gag “didn’t make sense.” The editor told me that if the man is the young woman’s father then he “has to know where babies come from.”
Sigh. So much for absurdist humor.
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↓ TranscriptYOUNG WOMAN (to her father): Dad, I was wondering...where do babies come from?
FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!
by John | Apr 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptPOLICEMAN (to nurse): I’m looking for A beautiful woman...with lush lips and a tattoo on her tush that says, “Kiss me, you fool!”
NURSE: Gosh! Who isn’t?
by John | Apr 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to apprehensive man): Let’s swap!
You cook! And I’ll complain about the food!
by John | Apr 1, 2009 | Uncategorized
While goofing off…er, doing research for today’s comic, I was reading up about about April Fool’s Day and I came across this video which apparently ran on the BBC on April 1, 2008. It’s all absolutely real. Trust me. Would I (and the BBC) kid you?
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I was worried at first, but then he explained...you can’t
get pregnant on April Fool’s Day!
by John | Mar 30, 2009 | Uncategorized
With friends like these…
↓ TranscriptDENTIST: Don’t think of me as your dentist! Think of me as a friend…who sticks his fingers in your mouth...and pokes you with sharp objects!
