Dad Is Always There

Dad Is Always There

This guy isn’t the brightest of paternal role models, but I’m giving him another shot on Friday when he stars in another comic in honor of the best holiday of the year: Father’s Day!

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MAN (alarmed by sight of a young man and woman kissing): Stop! One of you might get pregnant!

Pure Evil

Pure Evil

I’m running a golden oldie today as I get caught up on my schedule. The interesting thing about this comic is that it’s always been wildly popular…with all the lawyers I know. And you probably thought they didn’t have a sense of humor…

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WOMAN (to man): You can't fool me! You're a monster! I can feel the evil oozing from your pores!

MAN: Actually, I'm just a lawyer! But thanks for the compliment!

For Success…You Dress?

For Success…You Dress?

So which is more difficult–dressing or undressing? My guess: it depends on whom you’re dressing or undressing for!

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WOMAN (to man): I dress for success!
But to impress…I undress!


We’re a family…but no planning!

We’re a family…but no planning!

Hmm. I think I know what this guy should get for Father’s Day. Maybe if everyone in the family chips in then they can buy him a clue!

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DAD: Birth control? Never heard of it!

DAUGHTER: Oh, Dad! No wonder mom’s so tired!

Smoke ‘Em While You Got ‘Em!

Smoke ‘Em While You Got ‘Em!

I was going to use this art for a joke about the fear of flying. But I kept getting distracted by the guy’s cigarette. Nobody smokes on planes these days. A guy would have to be a real fanatic to even try. Hmm…

By the way, there really is a bill in Congress right now that would give the Food and Drug Administration the power to regulate tobacco products. If it passes, things could get interesting!

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CAPTION: Three reasons why tobacco shouldn’t be regulated by the FDA!

GUY SMOKING: If you ban cigarettes then only criminals will have cigarettes!

GUY SMOKING (again): Cigarettes don’t kill people! Cigarette smokers kill people!

GUY SMOKING (still): I still have one lung that works…sorta!

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