Invest In Dinner
You can’t eat your 401k…or can you?
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WOMAN (walking in door with bag of groceries): To heck with stocks! I invested in dinner!
Exotic Canada
This comic is my twisted way of congratulating (and kidding) my wife on attaining dual-citizenship. I’m not quite sure why she wanted to become Canadian, but it probably has something to do with having beaver blood in her veins. (Both of her parents were Canucks.)
So break out the maple syrup and congrats to Shelagh!
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WOMAN: You’re from Canada? Cool! That’s up by the border isn’t it…near Mexico?
MAN: Eh?
MAN: Eh?
All In The Family
To keep up with my GoComics.com/ schedule, I dipped into my old archive for material. I was never thrilled with the original version of this gag. So I made some changes. Nothing major, but the guy shifts gears and becomes a cad so much smoother now. It works for me. Hope it does for you too!
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WOMAN (speaking to man): I’m sorry, but...I can’t marry you!
MAN: I’m crushed! [Pause] Hey, don’t you have some sisters?
MAN: I’m crushed! [Pause] Hey, don’t you have some sisters?
High Caliber Romance
Guns…the ultimate birth control!
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WOMAN (to her mom): Mom, I've got a big date and I need some...uh, you know...protection!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
Tax Demon
I want to dedicate this comic to my pal, Geoffrey Blum, whose birthday is always easy to remember because he was born April 15–the day income taxes are due. Maybe this joyful day gives him his sunny disposition, but that doesn’t explain his other talents. I don’t think anyone on this planet knows more about the patron saint of Disney comic books–Carl Barks.
That’s may not sound like an achievement here in the U.S., but overseas where Carl is (justly) worshipped as a genius that counts for a lot.
Of course, I secretly hate Geoff because he writes funny verse easier, faster (and probably better) than I do. Even so…Happy Birthday, Geoff!
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WOMAN (to man who is only partially seen): I’m sorry, sir, but The IRS does not accept souls for payment…yet!
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Transcript:
WOMAN (to man who is only partially seen): I’m sorry, sir, but The IRS does not accept souls for payment...yet!
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WOMAN (to man who is only partially seen): I’m sorry, sir, but The IRS does not accept souls for payment...yet!
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