by John | May 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
Our week-long Mother’s Day celebration continues because–hey, why not? And, yes, my mother’s a superior being. Hope yours is too!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I believe there’s order in the universe...and our lives are ruled by a superior being!
WOMAN: So, you know about…Mom!
by John | May 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
We’re celebrating Mother’s Day early this week. In fact, we’re celebrating mothers all week here on Last Kiss–in all our own twisted way!
↓ TranscriptMAN (talking to crying woman): Face it! You’ll never be as good as your mom…at making people feel guilty!
WOMAN: I can try!
by John | May 1, 2009 | Uncategorized
I know it’s a little early in the year for a beach scene, but I couldn’t wait any longer. I’ve been wanting to use this gag for a long time!
↓ TranscriptMAN--whistling at beautiful woman in bathing suit as she walks by.
WOMAN (thinking): Why can't he just ignore me? I'm ignoring him!
WOMAN (thinking again): Gosh, I hope he knows I'm not thinking about him.
by John | Apr 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
I don’t know if these people need family counseling or a sex therapist. Probably both…
↓ TranscriptMAN: Well? I'm waiting? What's for dinner, woman?
YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!
OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!
by John | Apr 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
This charming family will be back in the next Last Kiss comic. Can things get any weirder? Find out Wednesday!
↓ TranscriptMAN: Me? Take a bath? Why? are we going somewhere this month?
WOMAN: Not anywhere together...that’s for sure!
SECOND WOMAN (man's mother): Son, I knew ya should'a...eloped with Cousin Bertha! Marryin' outsiders never works out!
