by John | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
by John | Jun 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure what kind of doctor the woman on the right is, but apparently she’s really good at her job!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman enters room and sees her husband kissing another woman--a doctor.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
by John | May 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
I skipped my own graduations (high school and college), but I’ve gone to other people’s–mostly notably my daughter’s last year when she got her degree in Computer Engineering at the University of Washington. And, yes, I’m still proud!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: College campus.
FATHER: We’re so proud!
FATHER (again): So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud!
DAUGHTER (in college graduation robe): I’m sure I’ll get tired of this...in a few hours!
by John | May 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Stop undressing me with your eyes!
WOMAN (again): Use your teeth!
by John | May 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
Well, at least she’s cooking–sorta. These days, I’m either eating things cold (salads) or I’m microwaving. Does that count as cooking?
The Major General of Lustig Culinary Delights (Shelagh) has been AWOL much of this month on a nursing assignment–healing the sick and no doubt laughing at jokes funnier than mine. (Sob!) Fortunately, she’ll return in a few days and so I’ll have my audience/laugh track back.
In the meantime, it’s not like I can’t fend on my own. I’m eating pretty healthy. And it’s kinda fun seeing how many forgotten items from the fridge and pantry I can throw together in a wrap and see if they explode in the microwave. Tomorrow I may break out the wok and stir fry whatever’s in the freezer. Now, that’s real cooking!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman and young man are on the beach roasting marshmallows.
WOMAN: See! I told you I can cook!
