Addicted to Facebook?

Addicted to Facebook?

by | Jul 19, 2010 | Uncategorized

I thought you were my friend. <Sniff!> But if you don’t like me on Facebook–where bosom buddies are only a mouse click away–are we really friends?

Oh, crud! Why are you putting me through this? Other people pretend to like me. Why not you too?

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SCENE: Woman sitting at a computer.

WOMAN: Sure! I’ll drive you to the hospital...if I ever get off facebook! ’Til then,
try to stop bleeding so much!

I’m Real! How about You?

I’m Real! How about You?

by | Jul 18, 2010 | Uncategorized

Unlike the lady above, I’m pretty sure I’m a cartoon character. (Or at least a character of some sort.)

And you’re welcome to stare at me–especially this week while I’m at Comic-Con International (July 21-25) in San Diego.

I’ll be spending most of my time at the Last Kiss Entertainment table #E08, but I’ll also be doing signings at the other end of the hall at the World Famous Comics booth #5560.

Love and Last Kisses,
John

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SCENE: Distraught woman crying hysterically!

WOMAN: Stop staring! What do you think I am...a cartoon character?

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