by John | Sep 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
You’ll never sleep alone if you have a dog!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man is holding a woman from behind her back. She looks back at him in distress.
MAN: I need love!
WOMAN: Buy a dog!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Sep 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
That’s some kiss!!!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman embracing right after a kiss.
WOMAN: Gosh! I forgot the kids…for five whole seconds!
MAN: We've got kids?
by John | Aug 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
I figure those are Cindy’s “evil stepsisters” in the background. Sure, they’re speechless — for the moment.
But not for long!
After all, they wouldn’t be truly evil if they passed up such a great opportunity to say something nasty. Anyone care to suggest some dialog for one or both of them?
If so, post your quips in the comment section below! Or on the Last Kiss Facebook site.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A well-dressed young man and woman are standing in the doorway of her home. They're smiling at each other. Behind them--looking shocked--are the woman's sisters.
WOMAN: …and at the stroke of midnight I lose my glass slipper!
WOMAN (again): You develop a foot fetish!
WOMAN (again): And we live happily ever after!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
Additional Keywords: fairy tale, fetish
by John | Aug 29, 2010 | Uncategorized
Look into my eyes. You’re getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy. Now, you’re dreaming…that this comic is funny. Really funny!
Don’t argue with me! It is funny! And when you wake up, you’re going to tell all your Facebook friends about it.
Right after you bark like a dog…
↓ TranscriptA woman smiles adoringly at a man.
WOMAN: I don’t care if you are the “world’s worst hypnotist!” I love you!
MAN (thinks): And for my next trick…
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
Additional Keywords: hypnotism, hypnotize
by John | Aug 26, 2010 | Uncategorized
Other possible destinations: True Love; Eternal Happiness; Instant Fame; and Last Kiss’ version of Germany!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A conductor on a train is punching the ticket of a woman passenger.
CONDUCTOR: Getting off at Wild Sex?
WOMAN: Doesn’t everyone?
