by John | Jul 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.
MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!
MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!
by John | Jul 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
On sale today–through eternity! Stock up now and save!!
(See another Last Kiss comic about the BP oil spill here.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: In the background, a vendor on the beach is selling something that looks like popsicles. In the foreground, a man and woman (both wearing bathing suites) look at the vendor and talk.
VENDOR: Cool down and clean up the Gulf! Enjoy a delicious, nutrient-free...Oilsicle!®
WOMAN: Only a moron would fall for...
MAN (next to her): Oh, boy! I want mine with extra crude!
CAPTION (below the comic): Oilsicles!® Made fresh from new oil that washes ashore every day! Hmm hmm good!
by John | Jul 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
I feel for you–if you feel for me!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to Man): How do you feel
MAN: With both hands...if you let me!
by John | Jul 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Are you unfazed by rejection and occasional gunfire? Do you collect restraining orders as a hobby? Are you saving your virginity until your true love admits that you exist?
Then you may be afflicted with the dreaded “Pepe Le Pew Syndrome!”
If so, please take a strong dose of reality and look out for skunks.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: No! Really! Stop asking me out! I’m gay!
MAN: Still? Well, no prob-lem-o! I’ll check back later!
by John | Jul 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
By “completely safe” I mean, of course…that it’s safe if you don’t mind getting sick. Other minor side effects include death. Other than that, no problems.
See my second comic about the BP oil disaster here!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman are on the beach, running barefoot towards the water.
WOMAN: The water’s full of oil! we’ll be covered
in crude!
MAN: Yup! it’s natural sunblock! And completely safe...unless the ocean catches on fire!
CAPTION/TAG LINE (below art): bp! Free sunblock forever…because we care!
