by John | Aug 14, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Four young men crouch in the dark, looking through a lighted doorway.
MAN: Darn! Cancel the panty raid! None of ‘em wear underwear!
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia
by John | Aug 11, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: You act tough!
But underneath…
you’re soft and sensitive!
MAN IN TRENCHCOAT: %@#&!
Wear a woman’s underwear once and she thinks she knows you!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Aug 9, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’m willing to change. Underwear (at least twice a year.) Tires (as needed.) And diapers (if I know you.)
But change my mind? No thanks. I prefer to keep the one I have.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Crying woman driving a car.
WOMAN: I’m not afraid to change! And I’ll prove it by moving to a new state…of denial!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Aug 7, 2011 | Uncategorized
I love the word “sorta.” Well, okay–I sorta like it.
It’s an all-purpose word.
I sorta love you. I sorta slept with your sister. I sorta smashed your cell phone with a hammer 17 times because I sorta hate you.
I sorta don’t care because I sorta ran over your car with a steamroller. Oops! I sorta forgot to check first and see if you were in the car. Are you okay?
Sorta.
↓ TranscriptMAN: You're pregnant?
WOMAN: Well, uh...sorta!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Aug 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman and man having dinner with his parents.
YOUNG WOMAN: Your son talks about you all the time! I don't mind...except during sex!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
