by John | Aug 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”
–Groucho Marx
↓ TranscriptWOMAN #1: The women in Last Kiss are
so beautiful! Where does Lustig hide the uglies?
WOMAN #2 (word balloon cover's first woman's face): Well...
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jul 31, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN: We’ll have wild sex every night!
WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 28, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSON: Mom, tuition’s going up! And we were wondering if you…
MOM: Sorry! Gotta balance my budget! So I’m turning this over to the private sector…And putting you up for adoption!
by John | Jul 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman talks to a man.
WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing.
MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!
WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
